Because some people just can't wait until Tuesday to get their haikus on. ;)
"John Locke was not a
believer, Jack. He was a
sucker." Like, OUCH, dude.
Did Sayid kill Des?
No no no no no no NO!
"Go check if you'd like."
Likely concussion,
bleeding and kinda gross, but...
I still love you, Des.
"Jin!" "Sun!" Me: "The fence!"
Run run run!! "I love you Jin!"
"And I love you--" ZZZZZT!!!
Why does she bug me???
Tina Fey she is not. More
like Sarah Palin.
I will admit, though,
When Sawyer called her Widmore's
"Number Two," I laughed.
And now, over to you guys. And NO NEW LOST EP TOMORROW, but tune in for some more detailed Lost analysis on the season so far, and the Globe and Mail chat is still happening on Wednesday!
Yes! Haikus are here!
ReplyDeleteSomething to keep me going
with no LOST this week
"Good to see you, Jack"
"Wish I could say the same, John"
"Glad you ditched the Jeard"
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ReplyDelete"Claire, uh ... you look ...great."
ReplyDelete"Thanks, Hurley. You like my hair?"
"Uh ... Libby would, I'm sure"
You mean to tell me
a whole show passed and no-one
blew up? ... Spoke too soon.
"Look, brotha, I've been
ReplyDeleteshot by Ben Linus, kidnapped
from the hospital
by Charles Widmore, drugged
on a submarine, brought back
to this damn Island,
shot completely through
with electromagnetic
energy, sent to
a sideways timeline,
been driven into the bay
by a dead rock star,
seen bloody Daniel
in leather pants AND thrown down
this well by the guy
that I ran over
in the other timeline. I'm
havin' a BAD DAY!!"
"Oh, you think that YOU
have it bad, my friend? I'm
dead AND out of mousse."
Die, Zoe. Die, Die!
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that you bring out
homicidal thoughts?
Give me that walkie
I will smash it with this stick
so it has purpose.
Stalker Des follows
Claire into the lift and she
looks kinda wigged out
VW: bomist - the find dust left after an explosion
"You do what I asked?"
ReplyDelete"I let him talk to me first.
You know how THAT goes ..."
The Elizabeth
stood at anchor for three years?
One helluva boat.
"You can come aboard,
Claire - on one condition, though;
Squirrel Baby stays."
"Look, Claire, I'm sorry.
We need to trust each other ...
Can I have the gun?"
@humanebean - I love the bad day haiku!!!
ReplyDeleteword verif - cupel: two cups
thanks, JS! Glad you
ReplyDeleteliked that one. I though it might
need more 'brothas', there
I don't know his name
ReplyDeleteI just took major advice
from him yesterday.
And I'm pretty sure
We introduced ourselves at
the coffee maker
But I have no clue
what his first name is, though I'm
here in the ambo
VW: crans - the phonetic way to color
"Welcome aboard, Jack"
ReplyDelete"So, what's up with you and Kate?"
"GET OFF MY DAMN BOAT!"
"Hey! Why'd Jack jump off??"
"Relax, Freckles. I just said
'nice day for a swim'"
At last, Jin and Sun
are reunited. Thank God
they turned the fence off
"Wait! We had a deal!"
"Yeah, well, deal's off. What part of
Widmore don't you get?"
"Were you my father?"
ReplyDeleteasks Jack. "Uh, yeah, sure I was,"
Locke shiftily says.
Whew! I'm glad Desmond
wasn't compelled to pull a
Locke on pregnant Claire.
Enjoy your swim, Jack!
Whoa! Jack's cooler than Sawyer.
I've seen everything.
"Jack. I'm your fah-thah."
ReplyDeleteThen Locke pulls out a saber
And cuts off Jack's hand.
You'd have Dad issues
ReplyDeletetoo, if your pop was played by
a Locke-ness Monster
Ilana is a
ReplyDeletelawyer? I would have guessed an
eco-terrorist
David waits for Jack
to finish surgery on
Locke. Hope he's patient
Mom will pick him up
if the surgery runs long.
Yay! Can't wait to see!
Jack sees Locke's face and
says, "I think I know this guy...
... he's kind of a jerk."
Back on the Island,
Locke says, "You're with me now, Jack."
Like that's a GOOD THING?
Where IS everyone?
ReplyDeleteBlam? M. Chou Chauve-Souris?
No haiku love, guys?
I am lurking here
ReplyDelete*waves hello to humanebean*
feeling haiku-less
Let the Sonshines in!
ReplyDeleteFear not - you are not alone
I'm just haikuckoo
But we two seem to
ReplyDeletehave been left by all the rest
It's very haikruel.
And that was such a
terrible haiku pun thing
*tries to be haikul*
Don't listen to those
ReplyDeletewho say 'puns are the lowest
form of humor'. Bah!
What do THEY know, eh?
Cindy Lauper was right: Girls
Just Wanna Have Pun
The Beach Boys: We'll Have
Pun, Pun, Pun 'Till Daddy Takes
The T-Bird Away
Even The Beatles sang
of puns: "I Am The Eggman,
Haiku-ku-ka-joob"
Verification word: "welanoph" - What you should leave alone
I can't disagree:
ReplyDeletepuns truly are the highest
form of comedy.
"welanoph" Bwa ha!
ReplyDeleteI just don't think that I can
leave it all alone.
VW: amitingl? - What LOLCatz say when their paws fall asleep.
@Sonshine - Give me that walkie
ReplyDeleteI will smash it with this stick
so it has purpose.
and
And I'm pretty sure
We introduced ourselves at
the coffee maker
Hahaha! So true!