Sorry guys, I completely forgot about the haiku this week! And... to remind me, humanebean's been haikuing like a crazy man. So now I shall post his and you can respond with your own!!
You'd think that Nikki
wouldn't miss a chance to say
"Yay! Desmond's package!"
All I need to hear:
"Whatever happens, happens"
*sigh* I miss Daniel
Always good to see
Sun play peek-a-boo with Jin.
Sorry - chest kidding!
Bon Anniversaire!
I couldn't be happier
if it was my own!
I always knew that
if I waited long enough
you'd be Apple Cool.
Now, can we expect
video podacsts right from
your sweet new iPhone?
And now from me (and to explain humanebean's last 3 there):
Mentioned on Facebook:
I got an iPhone for my
birthday. What's an "app"?
;)
Not taking the bait.
ReplyDeleteI know you know ... but really
"there's an app for that" ; ]
How cool would it be
ReplyDeleteif Desmond used an iPhone
to 'capture' Smokey?
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ReplyDeleteUnfortunately
ReplyDeletethe Island is all PC.
Old technology.
Although the Frozen
Donkey Wheel looks like a big
Safari icon!
Maybe that's IT, then.
"Two sides: one light, one dark". Ha!
Apple/Microsoft. ; ]
In X, Jin's sperm worked,
ReplyDeleteNo need for an island tryst,
Nor condom, it seems.
Mikahil is alive!
ReplyDeleteand has both eyes! Good for-
Wait. Not anymore.
Sawyer wants cocoa;
ReplyDeleteClaire wanted peanut butter.
Where is Charlie, man?
Sayid cannot feel
Anything anymore, which
makes me very scared.
Unbutton your blouse,
Sun, again and again and--
Daddy won't find out...
Sun can't speak English
Now. Is this important, or
a lazy plot tool?
Jin saw Ji Yeon
for the first time in his life--
My heart leapt with joy.
Jack got Sun to join
Team Jacob; those two are both
stubborn tomatoes.
I think the package
Widmore was talking about
Is in Desmond's pants...
That was very lewd--
I hope you weren't offended,
But girls? Think I'm right?
Haiku's are such fun,
Moreso when combined with LOST.
Here is my last one:
Mr. Paik sucks balls
for making Jin pay out his
bouty to Keamy.
Naveen Andrews' role
ReplyDeleteCut back; how much skill to be
A vacant zombie?
Desmond's next week, in
LA X. Whom will he meet
We already know?
Charlie, based on Miles.
Penny no doubt. Ms Hawking
May yet have her say.
Or one with red shoes,
Who this time does not get killed:
Hoping it's Frogurt.
So much depends up-
on a package locked in a
sub's room glazed with rain.
Widmroe says to Black:
Walk with me along the beach,
We've much to discuss.
You were nothing more
Than myths and jungle noises.
You look somewhat stressed.
Black: Nope, not me. But
Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's my destiny.
Poor, Zoe! You've become
ReplyDeleteseason 6's Nikki &
Paolo for some fans.
"Chest kidding!" I groaned.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I tittered. Get it?
Tittered? Never mind.
run run run run run
ReplyDeleterun run run run run run run
run run run TREE! bonk
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's IT, then.
"Two sides: one light, one dark". Ha!
Apple/Microsoft. ; ]
Only problem with
That analogy: Steve Jobs
Is the Man in Black!
We interrupt tonight’s haiku revelries to bring you an observation in plain old humble prose. It has to do with numbers. Not HURLEY’S numbers, but I just thought it was cool that today’s date is 4-6, and Nikki, you posted this at 4:06. That really appeals to my sense of order. :) AC-shoo-ally, if you multiply 4 X 6, you get 24, which is 42 backward. (I’m sorry. I’ll stop.) We now return you to Hilarious Haikus, in progress...
ReplyDeleteOh, you Man in Black,
ReplyDeleteEven though he's dead, Johnny
Cash wants his name back.
I see your point, Blam
ReplyDeleteNow I picture Smokey in
a mock turtleneck
Perhaps Smokey is
Steve's Evil Twin? The horror!
Curse you, Gary Troupe!
And by the way, Blam
ROTFL at your
last pun. Breast one yet!
Waiting till the end
ReplyDeleteTo make my final judgement
Haven't been steered wrong yet
Desmond is a dream
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see him on screen
He will guide us home
3 minutes to go
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see Desmond
Will Penny be far behind?
Breast one yet! Thanks, bra...
ReplyDeleteAnd folks who know me think I'm
Just so buttoned-down.
In the bust of all
ReplyDeletepossible worlds, my cup runs
over. Such a boob!
If you're a boob then
ReplyDeleteso am I. We must be twins,
my bosom buddy.
Okay, I'm going
ReplyDeletefor it: Jin looked like a deer
caught in the headlights.
Blam: run run run run run
ReplyDeleterun run run run run run run
run run run TREE! bonk
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!