Finding Lost... Belongs to You Already

This one from our dear Joshua (the man behind the incredible mystery package), who said he was responding to his Fuhrerlein's "directive" to create some more photoshopped Finding Lost covers, lol!



Apparently Richard Alpert stormed away from young John in "Cabin Fever" because he didn't choose the obvious thing on my table -- my book!! (Seriously, how are you guys DOING this? I must take a photoshop course...)

Sayid Finds Lost

The lovely and amazing Sonshine Music sent this to me right before I left for London, and I didn't get a chance to post it. I flew back yesterday (and boy are my arms... yadda yadda) and so here it is! This makes Locke blowing up the Flame even more tragic!

How Did I Miss This?!

Here's a big Easter egg I somehow missed! Thanks to Sam Wade for pointing out that Sawyer's been hiding the cliff's notes of the island in his tent:



Every parent's nightmare: That their daughter will grow up and be associated with a magazine called Booty Babes. Thankfully, I'm just associated with the book NEXT to it. ;)

Claire Finds Lost

And just as Charlie brought the imaginary peanut butter to Claire, she happened to be completely engrossed in a fascinating piece of literature!



LOL! Seriously, you guys are so awesome... Thanks to Tara for this one!

Desmond Finds Lost!

Just as I was about to post something saying, "Oh when will someone take the screencap of Desmond reading on the plane next to Jack and have my beloved reading one of my books?" Sagacious Penguin came along and did one better. This one is a riot!!

Daniel Finds Lost

This one is so perfect. I LOVE the look on Daniel's face as he's reading this. And notice the time travel once again, since he's reading the upcoming season 6 book!! "So THAT'S how it's gonna end!" he's saying... Thanks to Sam Wade for this one!

Smokey Finds Lost

As Eko stumbled through the jungle, trying to escape the ghost of his dead brother telling him to repent, he got one last chance: Smokey jumped out from the trees, faced him head on, and told him... he needed to read all of my Finding Lost books. The books flashed before Eko's unblinking eyes, but Eko stared straight into the eye of the beast and shook his head no.



And so (understandably from my point of view), Smokey picked him up and thrashed him against several trees, knocking the life out of him.

Moral of the story: Read my books. Or else.

Thanks to Scott Clarke for this one!! You guys are AWESOME!

Jacob Finds Lost

Thanks to Sagacious Penguin for this one!!

Some Fun the Day after Lost

So a few people have already sent in their photoshopped photos of my books appearing in scenes in the episodes. And here is FINALLY proof that my books are actually affecting the events on the island! (Thanks to hauguy for this one!)



And this one was awesome... if Juliet was REALLY paying attention, wouldn't she have figured out that Ben was not to be trusted? Now THIS is a great book club book, guys!!



LOL! Love it. That one is from TM Lawrence. Honestly, maybe it's a good thing I don't know anything about Photoshop, because I swear I'd never get anything else done. I'd just sit around all day doing things like this. Or photoshopping funny hats onto pictures of my kids. (By the way, you can click on those pics to get larger versions.) Please keep sending them! I loved getting these.

Just a few updates: My DocArzt piece is here. I also participated in the National Post's Ampersand blog again, and that's up here. And finally the transcript of the Globe chat is here.

And finally, Paticus sent this to me and it made me laugh out loud. Perfect antidote to last night's episode! I guess the one good thing about Sayid moving to the Dark Side is we'll never have to watch him do stand-up! Thanks, Paticus.