LOST Haiku
My pal Crissy and I have been exchanging emails all day doing Lost haikus (we’re pretending to be working). We were having way too much fun doing it, and I thought hey, I bet some other people have some great haikus in them, so I’ll post our efforts, and then I look forward to seeing yours! You can leave them in the comments section, and I’ll compile and put them in a separate post later. As long as you have 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables, you can do whatever you want. We were focusing on the characters, making each other guess who we were writing about, but you can write about whatever you want, as long as it’s Lost-related. Have fun! ;)

“Because I hadn’t

Decided what to do yet.”

What a god complex.

One kidney short, but

Don’t tell me what I can’t do —

Unless you’re Jacob.

Squished a small tree frog

And killed three men in cold blood.

Yeah. But he’s still hot.

A hatch for a tomb:

Sings “You All Ev’rybody”

While Mikhail goes boom

Sexy Scottish man.
“You’re gonna die, Chah-lay.” Uh...

Go away, Bruthuh.

Who she did now more

Important than what she did:

Quadrangle of Love.

His head is like a

Watermelon. Huge and round.

Giant island babe.

Stop calling him fat

Or he’ll Dharma-van you down.

Dude makes his own luck.

Don’t you understand?

I’m speaking perfectly here.

’Cept... in Korean.

Farewell dear Other,

You were so friendly, mister

And a little gay.

I arrived in a

Balloon. No, I was born here.

Oh. I lied again.