Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Buffy Rewatch: Week 51



7.19 Empty Places
7.20 Touched
7.21 End of Days


Follow along in Bite Me!

If you’re watching Angel, this week’s episodes are:

4.19 The Magic Bullet
4.20 Sacrifice
4.21 Peace Out


Follow along in Once Bitten.

Before we move on to this week’s episode, I said in a recent post that I would continue on with S5 of Angel for everyone who has been watching and wants a forum in which to chat with other Angel fans about the episodes. And because S5 is my favourite of the Angel seasons, I’m not going to leave you hanging. So I suggest this as the schedule:

January 3
5.1 Conviction
5.2 Just Rewards
5.3 Unleashed

January 10
5.4 Hell Bound
5.5 Life of the Party
5.6 The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

January 17
5.7 Lineage
5.8 Destiny
5.9 Harm’s Way

January 24
5.10 Soul Purpose
5.11 Damage
5.12 You’re Welcome

January 31 (aka the Emotional Rollercoaster Week!)
5.13 Why We Fight
5.14 Smile Time
5.15 A Hole in the World

February 7
5.16 Shells
5.17 Underneath
5.18 Origin

February 14
5.19 Time Bomb
5.20 The Girl in Question
5.21 Power Play

February 21
5.22 Not Fade Away

As I mentioned in that post, I won’t be commenting each week because unfortunately I’ve made other commitments at the beginning of the year that prevent me from doing so, but I hope to make a comment or two and just open the floor to all of you. (And if there’s any Buffy Rewatch contributor out there reading who wanted to write anything for one of those weeks, please let me know!)

But now on to this week’s trio of episodes, containing the top moment of the season for me, and the lowest. We start with “Empty Places,” where Sunnydale clears out and leaves only our Scoobies, the Slayer, and the Potentials behind. As if Buffy weren’t lonely enough already… This is a wonderfully written episode by Drew Z. Greenberg, filled with great dialogue, lots of sight gags, and then… that ending.

Things I loved:
• Clem!! Oh Clem. This is the last time we’ll see him, and James C. Leary, who plays him, is just wonderful. I haven’t talked about him enough in this rewatch, but from the Dorito taste test to kitten poker, every scene in the series with this guy is gold. I remember several years ago being at some fan convention at a signing table, and I was seated between Harry Groener (The Mayor) and James Leary. They were lovely, and between autographs they were flipping through a copy of my book (this was the second edition with Buffy and Angel on the cover) and they flipped to the colour photos in the middle, and began snickering at the photo of David Boreanaz. “He looks like he’s in a boy band!!” they laughed. Leary just kept going on about how he couldn’t believe his name was in a book. I think the guy is brilliant, especially in this episode:
Clem: “We've seen some bad stuff in this town before but, you know, this time, it's like it just seems different, more powerful. (shakes his head) I don't think anyone's gonna be able to stop it. (catches himself) I mean, I'm sure you'll do fine. Complete confidence in you. Heh. Uh, if anyone can do it, you can, because you...rock! If you save the world, I'll come back, we'll have drinks. When! When, I mean. When you save the world. (Buffy nods) It's gonna be great with all the... rocking. Maybe... maybe you should just get out of town this time.

• The hospital scene between Willow and Xander. Every time I think of Xander losing his eye, I picture this scene, and Willow desperately trying not to cry while wringing Xander’s hand, and joking about parrots and peg-legs while Xander begs her not to cry. It breaks my heart every time. I love that this close to the end of the series, we come to the friendship that was there before anything else was.
• Anya and Andrew conducting the tutorial for the Potentials, especially Andrew writing “breakup sex” on the whiteboard, haha!

And now for the thing I don’t love: that end scene. The first time I saw it, it infuriated me. The second time, same thing. Same thing the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh… In this rewatch, many scenes have felt different to me. I’ve felt sympathy for characters who grated on me the first time through, I’ve changed my mind about certain character decisions, plot points, arcs, even entire episodes. But my feelings the first time I saw this episode have not changed. I hate all of them for doing what they did. Willow, how could you go along with it? Xander?! You’re the one who gave the speech in the previous episode about why we need to trust Buffy. She’s always saved you, you guys freakin’ pulled her out of Heaven and she forgave you and came back to save your asses AGAIN (oh yeah, I’m THAT guy in this scene, “Oh really? You want to rag on my speeches and say I effed up? YOU PULLED ME OUT OF HEAVEN, dillweed.”) and yes, she made a mistake, but she turned out to be RIGHT as we discover at the end of the next episode. You ungrateful, lousy S.O.B.s. I’ve always hated the scene of them ganging up on her in “Dead Man’s Party” and even that didn’t seem quite as bad this time around, but this? Nope. I can’t forgive a single person in the room for what they do to her. YES her speeches have been grating (honestly, I know a lot of people found them rousing but I just hated them, and I really disliked Buffy whenever she gave one because they were always overly dramatic and annoying) and yes, a lot of people were hurt and killed when you went to the winery. Caleb is terrifying and he is going to kick your asses. So yeah. Go ahead and kick out the one person who might be able to save you. I mean, who needs HER?

And BTW, while I’m on this rant, here’s my fantasy stage direction:

DAWN: I need you to leave. This is my house, too.
[Buffy punches Dawn in the throat.]


Ah. That would have helped a bit. Like, REALLY Dawn? This is your house, too? What after-school job are you working to help pay the bills? Buffy should be spending all of her time planning a way to avert the apocalypse but she’s down at the school working a full-time job on top of being a Slayer all night long (like, seriously, the writers never built SLEEP into her schedule) so she can keep all of you in cutesie pajamas and cereal. Anya? Willow? Dawn? NONE of you are working, just Buffy. So no, Dawn. No. This is NOT your house, too. SHUT UP.

OK, rant over. (I would recommend to all that this is an episode you should NOT watch with me. My poor husband has seen me freak out on the television one too many times with this one. SO ANGRY.)

OK! On to better things. Because guess what? Spike totes agrees with me. (Of course he does. He’s my boyfriend.) “Touched” is one of my favourite episodes in the final season, and this time through, despite being an Angel/Buffy shipper (yes, fine, I said it) for many, many years, every time I see this episode I’m instantly a Spuffy. Forget Angel, Buffy: SPIKE is the guy you need in your corner. He’s wonderful and amazing and sticks up for you when the rest of your Benedict Scoobies are turning their backs on you. (Sorry, there I go again.) In fact, let’s just look at that scene in all its glory:

WILLOW 
(walks toward Spike, wringing her hands, nervously) Uh...while you were gone, we all got together and t-talked out some disagreements that we were having. Um... and eventually, after much discussion, Buffy decided that it would be best for all of us if she took a little time off, a little breather.
SPIKE 
(stares in disbelief) Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you? (Willow looks hurt and walks away) So, uh, Buffy took some time off right in the middle of the apocalypse, and it was her decision?
XANDER 
Well, we all decided.
SPIKE 
Oh, yeah. You all decided. (chuckles) You sad, sad, ungrateful traitors. Who do you think you are?
WILLOW 
We're her friends. We just want—
SPIKE
 Oh, that's ballsy of you. You're her friends, and you betray her like this?
GILES
 You don't understand—
SPIKE
 You know, I think I do... (disdainfully) Rupert. You used to be the big man, didn't you? The teacher all full of wisdom. Now she's surpassed you, and you can't handle it. She has saved your lives again and again. (the others roll their eyes and avoid eye contact with Spike) She's died for you. And this is how you thank—
FAITH
 Hey. Why don't you take it down a notch or two? The time for speech-giving is over, bat boy.
SPIKE
 (crosses his arms) Oh, is that right?
FAITH
 Yeah, that's right. Save your lack of breath.
SPIKE
 (shrugs) All right. (punches Faith)


YES!!!! You Go, Spike! Pffffft on the rest of you. I hope the First finds you and eats all of you.

Ok. Breathe. Rant officially over. Let’s instead look at the other brilliant Spike speech, which for me is my favourite moment of the entire season. Buffy has hit her lowest, and she’s beginning to believe what everyone is saying about her. And then Spike comes to remind her who she really is.

SPIKE 
You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred-plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you… I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
BUFFY I don't wanna be the one.
SPIKE
 I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.


Tears!! Just reading that makes me well up. Marsters pulls it off beautifully, as does Gellar, who has to sit there and react, and she’s a master of letting that one big tear well up in her eyes for the longest time before letting it drop at exactly the right moment.

“Touched” is a brilliant episode, where Spike touches Faith’s face by punching it (hehe), and touches Buffy’s heart by telling her what she means to him. The First laments to Caleb that it’s not able to touch things, and Buffy realizes that touching is exactly what allows Caleb to get the upper hand – don’t let him touch her, and she wins.

The end, where she sees the scythe (which was introduced in Joss Whedon’s Fray comic as the weapon used by Fray, a vampire slayer from 500 years into the future), is epic.

Did I mention I ♥ Spike?

And then we come to “End of Days,” with Buffy prying the scythe out of the stone like it’s Excalibur and Anya’s terrible bedside manner with the wounded Potentials (oh yeah, I forgot to mention the ingrates got blowed up real good) and Buffy telling Xander he is her strength despite him turning on her so recently (seriously, Nikki, LET IT GO) and we finally discover what happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico (a comment I’ve always despised… NOT funny, writers) and the wheelchair fight and the Guardians… and the return of Angel.

Remember how I told you about the party I had for the S6 finale and everyone cheering and screaming when Giles showed up? When you hear, “Hey!” behind Caleb, I still remember my husband going, “YEEEAHHH!!” and leaping off the couch. I’ve NEVER seen him do that since (if you know him, you know he’s a super low-key guy). So that’s a highlight for me, just because of his reaction to it.

And now, we prepare for… the end.

The last featured guest host of the entire Rewatch (sniff… I can’t believe I’m typing that!) is Cynthea Masson, who has brought us a lot of gems throughout the rewatch with her comments on “Lie to Me,” “The Dark Age,” “Beer Bad,” “Who Are You?,” “Superstar,” “Where the Wild Things Are,” “Buffy Vs. Dracula,” “Real Me,” “The Replacement,” “Normal Again,” “Entropy,” and “Seeing Red.” I’ve always loved her insight on these episodes, and I was very touched (ah!) when I read her comments on this week’s episodes. Thank you, Cynthea. I don’t think I could have possibly gotten a better compliment than this one.

Take it away!

The Great Buffy Rewatch and the “End of Days”
Cynthea Masson


We are nearing our own “end of days” here at the Great Buffy Rewatch. What an extraordinary task and remarkable achievement this has been for Nikki Stafford! And what a pleasure it has been for all of us—fans and scholars who were given an opportunity through Nikki’s generosity of time and exuberance to discuss at length one of the most intellectually engaging television shows of all time. Several years ago, I told my brother I would never watch a show called Buffy the Vampire Slayer. “Buffy”—the name I had opposed—evokes a mere “girly girl,” as Caleb calls her in “End of Days” (7.21). Even the Guardian (one of the women who forged the ancient scythe), upon learning Buffy’s name, responds with “No, really” —a splendid moment in which Whedon and company remind us of our own early prejudice against the series’ title. But, as Caleb discovers, this “girly girl” can “King Arthur” ancient weaponry “from solid rock” (“End of Days”). Time and again, from “Welcome to the Hellmouth” (1.1) to “Chosen” (7.22), Buffy consistently defies expectations. The entire series certainly defied my expectations. After watching a few episodes, I became a Buffy fan; after a few seasons, I was en route to becoming a Buffy scholar. Who could have predicted a show called Buffy the Vampire Slayer would inspire dozens of academic books and hundreds of articles? Who would have predicted, eight years after the series ended, a community of Buffy fans and scholars would participate in a year-long forum for critique and discussion? Thank you to Joss Whedon and his creative team for Buffy. Thank you to Nikki Stafford and her creative team for the Rewatch. Thank you to all the contributors and to all the followers who have posted comments and responses week after week. None of us could have created the breadth of the Great Buffy Rewatch alone.

In “Empty Places” (7.19), a monk shows Spike and Andrew an inscription once hidden within the walls of the mission: “It is for her alone to wield.” For her alone—these words about the scythe and the Slayer hearken back to the beginning of the series: “Into every generation a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world. She alone will….” Alone—this word reverberates through the final episodes. In “End of Days,” Faith tells Buffy, “I’ve never felt so alone in my entire life.” She is referring to her role as leader of the Potentials, the role she assumed during Buffy’s imposed absence. As Buffy emphasizes in her response to Faith, being alone is “the price of being a Slayer”: “I guess everyone’s alone. But being a Slayer, there’s a burden we can’t share.” Buffy’s conversation with Faith may best be remembered for Faith’s clever retort (“Thank God we’re hot chicks with superpowers”). However, in view of thematic concerns of the final episodes of the series, the repeated focus on “alone” is arguably the more significant aspect of their conversation. Buffy is not alone, not really—but this is what she must come to understand. Faith’s existence as a Slayer confirms that the precept “one girl in all the world” is not, as the saying goes, written in stone. I would contend (though not in detail here because of spoiler concerns), this brief conversation between the Slayers is a critical juncture on the path leading to Buffy’s primary choice in the series’ final episode, “Chosen.” To me, the title “Chosen” refers not to Buffy as the “chosen one” but instead to the decision Buffy chooses to make despite her prescribed role. By the end of the series, Buffy challenges what she has repeatedly been told and repeatedly believed— [spoiler]:Buffy chooses not to remain alone as a Slayer.

The three episodes leading up to “Chosen” deal on various levels with the concepts of being alone and being together. “Empty Places” opens with a shot of a man adjusting the “closed” sign on a door. Vehicles are lined up; residents are slowly making their way out of Sunnydale. The Scooby gang (and their growing band of Potentials) will be left alone to conquer the hoard from the Hellmouth. While briefly alone in her office at the deserted high school, Buffy picks up a framed photo of Xander, Willow, and herself; they are several years younger and appear to be happy together. The shot of Buffy holding the picture is poignant; it epitomizes the problem that will lead to her expulsion from the group—Buffy believes she is alone; being happily together with her friends is an image within her grasp but a reality currently outside her reach. She has been friends with these people for years, yet by the end of this episode they will abandon her. Indeed, even before she is forced to leave her companions and home, Buffy complains that others are not supporting her. Having learned that Spike has been sent away, Buffy protests to Giles, “You sent away the one person that’s been watching my back—again.” Though Giles assures her, “We’re all watching your back,” Buffy responds, “Funny, that’s not really what it feels like.” Buffy feels alone, and that feeling is about to become manifest.

When everyone, including Giles, Willow, and Dawn, gang up on Buffy and challenge her leadership, Buffy replies, “I don’t understand this. For seven years, I’ve kept us safe by doing this—exactly this. Making the hard decisions. And now, what, suddenly you’re acting like you can’t trust me?” (“Empty Places”). When I first saw this episode, I agreed with Buffy completely. What are they thinking? I still find the scene difficult to watch because, for me, the decision to oust Buffy lacks any sort of logic. But I am now also willing to accept the scene on a symbolic level—that is, pushing Buffy away, forcing her to be alone in a different way than she has ever been before, helps her to begin her journey toward [spoiler]: her choice not to remain alone. “We have to be together on this, or we will fail again,” asserts Buffy (“Empty Places”). Giles responds, “We are clearly demonstrating that we are not together on this.” Buffy is right—they must be together, but first she needs to be alone in order to fully understand what it means to stand together in the final showdown.

For one thing, Buffy needs to realize that part of her loneliness stems not from the behaviour of others but from her own attitude and choices. When speaking about the Potentials to Spike (who has searched for and found Buffy alone in a stranger’s home), Buffy says, “I cut myself off from them. All of them. I knew I was gonna lose some of them, and I didn’t—You know what? I’m still making excuses. I’ve always cut myself off. I’ve always—Being the Slayer made me different. But it’s my fault I stayed that way. People are always trying to connect to me. And I just—slip away” (“Touched” 7.20). Equally as important as this admission is Buffy’s choice not to be alone on this particular night. She asks Spike to stay with her and then adds, “Will you just hold me?” In this moment Buffy reaches out for someone rather than cutting herself off once again.

Meanwhile, the concept of being “alone” is likewise emphasized with Faith. When the First visits Faith in the guise of Mayor Wilkins, he tells her, “nobody will ever love you” (“Touched”). In other words, she too will be alone. Shortly thereafter, when Robin Wood enters the room to speak with her, Faith rebuffs him at first. He responds, “I'm gonna leave you alone,” at which point she immediately admits that the First had visited her. In other words, when he offers to leave, she invites him to stay. As they talk, he sympathizes with her: “Listen, nobody wants to be alone, Faith. We all want someone who cares, to be touched that way.” The scene eventually evolves to include sexual intimacy between the two of them. Thus in both the scene with Buffy and the scene with Faith, we watch a Slayer who feels alone reach out to and be comforted by someone else. Add to this mix the sexual couplings of both Willow/Kennedy and Xander/Anya, and a focus on being alone is gradually replaced with a focus on being together.

In “End of Days,” when Buffy meets the Guardian and asks who she is, the Guardian replies, “One of many. Well—time was. Now I’m alone in the world.” This ancient woman despite surviving hundreds (thousands?) of years, dies “alone in the world.” Like the scene in which Faith and Buffy discuss being alone as Slayers, this scene presents Buffy with another opportunity to think about what it truly means to be alone. Will the Slayer, like the Guardian, die alone? Is being alone the destiny of the Slayer? Or is being alone a choice? “End of Days” provides a counterpoint to being alone through an emphasis on Buffy’s connection with others. For example, Spike confesses to Buffy, “All I did was hold you and watch you sleep, and it was the best night of my life.” “Were you there with me?” he asks her. “I was,” Buffy confirms. Xander also speaks of his connection with Buffy: “I just always thought that I would—I would be there with you, you know, for the end.” These relationships with others, emphasized through the dialogue, help Buffy to understand that, unlike the Guardian, she does not have to be alone. Next week, in “Chosen,” Buffy will make her choice—one from which we can all glean a moral lesson.

In “Empty Places,” Caleb says to Buffy, “History’s gonna look back at you, at me, at this place, and they’re gonna see the glory.” I read these as metafictional words—that is, as an expression of Whedon and company’s faith in the series rather than merely a vaunted expression of Caleb’s plans under the First. The people who look back on the Rewatch will see something that I consider glorious: an extended text that academics and non-academics chose to create together. As both a fan and a scholar, I believe we need more such projects in this world. Thank you again, Nikki Stafford, for helping us to make this choice. You did what Buffy would do.


Aw. Blushing. Thanks again, Cynthea.

Next week: We come to the finale. As I mentioned last week, next Tuesday night I’ll be posting my own thoughts on the finale and the rewatch and the entire series of Buffy. That will be followed by several guest posts, poems, haikus, videos, and artwork by many of our contributors. I’ll be rolling those out on December 28 starting at 9 a.m., one every hour at the top of the hour. You are in for some amazing treats, I can tell you. I LOVE what people have done! Unfortunately, poor Angel’s finale will get short shrift. Join us here next week for our final Buffy chat. Sniffle.

Buffy Rewatch Week 51: Spoiler Forum

And here is the spoiler forum for all of you who want to discuss the finale and S5 of Angel without fear of spoilage.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

We Wish You a Zombie Christmas!

During last week's rundown of the midseason finale of The Walking Dead, my co-author Josh Winstead promised he'd put together a Christmas shopping list for that zombie fan on your list. And sure enough, this morning he came through with this brilliant post. Thank you, Josh! I hope it helps some of you finish buying for that person who is always impossible to buy for. ;) And first, I just wanted to post my little zombie present to all of you: a brilliant short film my friend Chris sent me ages ago, where you see the sadness of a man who is turned into a zombie... while wearing a penguin suit.



Hello, everyone, and welcome to the First Annual Last Minute Nik at Nite Holiday Gift Guide of the Scrambling, Shambling Undead. Apparently some moron promised you guys that we would take time out of our schedules during the very busiest and most stressful time of the year to comb the internet collecting items you could easily find for yourselves if you'd just Google the words “zombie crap.” And, well, apparently this moron is me. So at long last, and with perhaps another whole day or two of online shopping left, we finally give you... this. Thing.

I would love to begin with some kind of astute observation regarding the appeal of zombie-themed material, and apocalyptic literature in general, as symptoms of our global instability, reflections of a worldwide popular fear that the whole of civilization could suddenly go off the rails at any moment, but the truth is I don't really believe that. The truth is, I think people like zombies. They're a perfect adversary for the era of the video game, really – a mindless, guilt-free disposable human. One of the reasons I enjoy The Walking Dead so much, both on television and the page, is because the writers always seem to be looking for new ways to challenge that complacency and remind us of the person that came before the bite. Most of us could do with a little reminding of the humanity in our fellow roamers, and never more so than around the holidays, when many of them turn into such hideous ravening beasts.

Of course, you could always do all of your shopping online and avoid the hideous ravening beasts altogether. And that is exactly what this guide is all about! There is a glut of zombie-themed merchandise out there, but we have searched long and hard to bring you only the very best. Looking. Pictures. Of things we've never actually seen. (Or touched. And cannot verify the craftsmanship thereof.) Let's get to it!

First up, we have two pieces of “official” The Walking Dead merchandise. AMC.com has a number of items available in their web shop, but my favorite of them is the Daryl Dixon action figure. Produced by the always excellent MacFarlane Toys (the same folks that did the LOST figures), Daryl comes complete with a miniature replica of his signature crossbow and even a little plastic string of dead squirrels to sling over his shoulder. Which may be the best thing anyone ever made out of plastic. Whose desk wouldn't be all classed up by one of those?

Next up is the incredibly cool-sounding The Walking Dead board game from Cryptozoic Entertainment. You take on the role of one of the group as they move through Atlanta, collecting supplies and dodging undead shenanigans. The best part is that if you die during gameplay, you get to come back and menace the living players as a walker! What an irresistible addition to family game night.



And since we're talking about officially licensed merchandise, I cannot resist pointing you guys to this link. Gerber Legendary Blades is the official gigantic ass-whipping knife sponsor of The Walking Dead and have dedicated this section of their website to the implements of destruction as featured in the show and available for purchase. Yes, now you can practice your end-of-the-world backhand in the privacy of your own home! Included are Daryl's serrated machete, Lori's monster parang and Glenn's skull-pummeling Gator machete with the wicked hook. Definitely check out the site, as even the sales copy on each item is entertaining.



There's also some crazy stuff going on here, but I'm not sure what these guys do is completely legal. Entertaining, sure, but legal? Well, maybe – this is America, after all... Anyway, the braver among you should check it out. It's kind of like being a fly on the wall in Daryl and Merle's garage.

The more trigger-happy among you can visit O.F. Mossberg &Sons to get full specs on Shane's mean Mossberg 500 Tactical Persuader pump shotgun. The site also includes a store finder to help you locate a sporting goods store, gun dealer, pawn shop or armory near you, just in case you're ready to carry your imaginative play to the next level and actually spend hundreds of dollars on a real functioning firearm. And if you're seriously assembling an outbreak preparedness kit, perhaps I can interest you in Zombie Boot Camp. There is a fantasy zombie-themed day camp now in operation in the lyrically named Droitwich, England where, for 60 quid, you can spend four hours receiving weapons and survival training from ex-military personnel before being thrown into a warehouse full of squibbed-up pretend zombies ready for a thrashing. Sounds like fun to me.

The Center for Disease Control, seizing upon the popularity of the show, have also dedicated an area of their Foundation website to what they are calling the CDC Zombie Task Force. It's really just a clever way to get folks to consider gathering a legitimate emergency preparedness kit for their own home in case of hurricanes or whatever else might be somewhat more likely than a global zombification pandemic, but it's a fun way to do it. They have great Zombie Task Force t-shirts for sale at $12 apiece, too, so go get yours and be official.

The great Teefury.com has been doing some cool zombie-themed t-shirts in recent months, but because their site only sells each design for one day, we have no way of recommending them to you until it's too late to buy them. Fortunately, however, the artists that contribute Teefury designs also continue to sell the same after the fact, albeit at a higher price, if you know where to look for them. My two recent favorites are the mock Zombie Walk tee by designer rubyred, an awesome homage to George Romero's original Night of the Living Dead, and the terrific Walking Dead comic/show coat of arms style logo on this shirt by WinterArtwork. (For those of you who haven't read the comics, I understand that the presence of the samurai sword in this design doesn't mean anything to you yet. But it will. Oh how it will.)

The dynamite British graphic designer Olly Moss, creator of several posters from the vaunted LOST limited edition runs (including the very best of them, in my opinion, which was the green Saul Bass-inspired Locke wheelchair design), created the following t-shirt that's on sale super cheap at Threadless.com right now.



And, more importantly, it's highly informative. It isn't every day you can buy a t-shirt that might save your life or the lives of others waiting in line with you at the DMV. And, if all else fails, you can always tear it into strips and use it for tourniquets. Reducing blood flow slows the rate of infection, you know.

You can also find a ton of zombie apparel and designs by searching sites like Zazzle and CafePress for keyword 'zombie.' And when I say “a ton,” I mean hundreds, possibly thousands of designs, far too many to sort through for all of the best stuff. So, dear reader, like a true Gen Xer, I've left that step to you.

While we're on the subject of laziness, let's talk about those old-fashioned episodic television shows called books. Perhaps the most fruitful outlet for zombie fans over the past decade has been in print. I would have thought zombie fiction an unlikely genre for mainstream success, but after landslide bestsellers like Max Brooks' 'World War Z' and Seth Grahame-Smith's 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' it would seem obvious that I'd have thought completely wrong. Now there are countless such tomes on the market in a huge variety, encompassing everything from novels to travel guides, phrase books, survival manuals and even a couple of cookbooks. Yes: cookbooks. I have not had the opportunity to read even a fraction of what's available, but two of my picks from recent years are 'The Passage' by Justin Cronin and 'Boneshaker' by Cheri Priest. Neither are the typical zombie fare, and both will have you reading well past bedtime with extra lights on, I promise.

Also, for the comic-read among us, TWD creator Robert Kirkman has just co-authored its first official novel, titled 'The Walking Dead: Rise of The Governor.' Obviously this is meant to build on the world established in the comics, not just read separately, so those of you who haven't dived into the comics yet have nothing to see here. But for those of you already familiar with The Governor, this is a fun, fun read and provides interesting insight into how he became one of the most twisted villains in comics history.

And with that, we reach what is almost the end of this list. However, we really can't dismiss without at least a few Christmas-themed zombie gifts, right? Well, you may not be aware of this, but despite what would seem to be the perfect marriage of green and red, zombie Christmas stuff is really hard to find. But lucky for you, not impossible. I give you... mistle-toe!



Unfortunately these are completely sold out now, but go ahead and put one on back order for next year. It isn't like you have to worry about it going bad. And if you're desperate for a gift this year, the same shop has these righteous zombie back scratchers.

Fun for the kids! And speaking of kids, it occurs to me that we have failed to include anything for children here. Negligence, begone! Try these on for size:

The “Dismember Me” plush zombie has pull-apart construction so your toy is torn up before the kids even open the package. Comes with extra brain.

The plush zombie monkey is just that – a zombie monkey. For those youngsters who cut their flesh-chomping teeth on the likes of 28 Days Later or are just looking to mix things up a bit with the dichotomy of zombification and cuteness. Well, cute to kids like mine, anyway.

For example, and in closing, I offer the following anecdote:

Several weeks ago, my wife and I started helping our own kids (Jeremy, 7, and Ella, 5) put together their Christmas lists. Last year's lists were instant classics (my personal favorite being Jeremy's order for “a dirt bike that explodes fire”), but what I found most surprising about this year was that once they finished assembling their own individual lists, the two cretins put their heads together and also created a COMBINED list of things that they could both agree everyone wants. This twofold list only had a few items, all circled in a catalog to illustrate: a trampoline (aka “The Splintmaker”), some kind of large bore Nerf-type foam riflery set (with special fragile tchotchke radar), and the pièce de résistance ... wait, let me go get the catalog so I know I have this exactly right. Ok, here it is – it's called the Doctor Dreadful Zombie Lab, and it appears to be a gross-out candy science kit. “Eat bubbling brains,” the box reads, “drink zombie barf,” (seriously, dude), “slurp slimey bugs, plus zombie skin,” with a picture of an eager kid pouring some kind of flaky green stuff into his open mouth. Watch it in action:



I couldn't quite believe that some high-level corporate toy manufacturer thought this would be a viable marketable product until I went to the store to buy one. Much to my surprise, I had to go to six different stores before I found somewhere that wasn't sold out. Guess there's no accounting for taste, even when it comes to zombies.

Happy holidays, everyone! We'll see you in February.

PS – Here's a bonus gift for you. Make one of these to wear Christmas morning, and your kids will let you sleep in for sure!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Buffy Rewatch Week 50

7.16 Storyteller
7.17 Lies My Parents Told Me
7.18 Dirty Girls


Follow along in Bite Me!

And if you’re watching Angel, this week’s episodes are:

4.16 Players
4.17 Inside Out
4.18 Shiny Happy People


Follow along in Once Bitten.

Oh! Well, hello, gentle readers, and welcome to the third last week of the Buffy… reWATCH. Pull up a chair, and settle in as we talk about Andrew, who finally comes into his own in this week’s episodes, the return of Faith, and that nasty sonofabitch preacher that we must refrain from calling The Hammer.

Oh, and Nikki the Freakin’ Vampire Slayer. YES!!! Thank you thank you to the person in the writer’s room who named her! (Can I just mention the squeal that escaped my lips when I did an image search for “Nikki the Vampire Slayer” and MY picture came up before the image I’ve posted above?! I think I woke up the neighbourhood… heeheee!)

This week I have two excellent commentators, so I’m going to keep my own comments very short. “Storyteller” is one of my favourite episodes of the series, mostly because Andrew is just SO damn funny, and I think Tom Lenk is a comic genius. (Why doesn’t this guy have his own show yet? Why isn’t he a regular on The Big Bang Theory?!) “Storyteller” almost acts like an extended “previously on Buffy” episode, bringing people up to speed who apparently are watching the show casually and missed a few things. Like, oh, I don’t know, the end of season 6.

Of course, Andrew is the most unreliable of unreliable narrators, so you can’t believe a word of what he says. And the show is funny ONLY if you’ve actually seen the previous episodes. Show this to a new viewer and they’ll actually think Andrew was strong enough to overcome Dark Willow. Ha! Everything Andrew says is fake, so it takes Buffy scaring the bejesus out of him to actually bring out something genuine… and when she does, it closes the seal. (Just one note: when you see the quick flashes of the dream sequence, watch for the Cheeseman’s reappearance!)

“Lies My Parents Told Me” is another Spike flashback, the sequel to season 5’s “Fool for Love.” In this one, we see who Spike’s first kill was, and once again it’s implied that even though Spike had to go through many trials at the end of S6 to be re-ensouled, he really had a soul all along. A monster wouldn’t react to his mother being so cruel to him, and would probably relish it. But William/Spike has his heart broken by her, and realizes the horrible mistake he’s made. I always feel so sorry for William in this, but also for Robin. I don’t like the way Spike tells him that his mother didn’t love him. That’s bullshit. William’s mother loved him, but when he turned her, she became evil. Now he’s taking his horrible mommy issues and projecting them onto Robin. Nikki the Vampire Slayer (oh YEAH baby!) loved her son, didn’t give him up, but she had a job to do and she couldn’t shirk it. It’s not like quitting a job at The Gap… it’s her friggin’ CALLING. She can’t walk away from it. And she pre-arranged that, should anything happen to her, she’d leave him in the single safest place she could think of. Don’t listen to him, Robin.

Just for the record, when this episode first aired, I totally thought Robin was going to kill Spike, and I was crazy with fear. I can watch this with a lot more ease now!

“Dirty Girls” is where we first see Caleb, Hell’s misogynist preacher. Andrew retells the Faith story so she attacks a Vulcan, not a volcanologist (how much do I love the cheesy Star Trek music that accompanies that scene!!!) and it’s another episode filled with great lines:

GILES 
And you're certain this is the best course of action? You don't even know what this man has of yours — if he, in fact, has anything.
BUFFY 
It could be a girl, a potential trying to get to us.
GILES 
Could be a stapler.

KENNEDY 
I don't care if it's Godzilla. (raises a huge sword) I want to get in this thing.
ANDREW 
Godzilla's mostly Tokyo-based, so he's probably a no-show.
AMANDA
 Besides, if Matthew Broderick can kill Godzilla, how tough is he?
ANDREW
 (whines) Xander... (crosses his arms petulantly)
XANDER
 Matthew Broderick did not kill Godzilla. He killed a big, dumb lizard. That was not the real Godzilla.

MOLLY 
(looking around) What is this place?
BUFFY 
Looks like an old vineyard.
KENNEDY 
An evil vineyard, huh?
SPIKE 
Like Falcon Crest.


Here’s my only question: Why wasn’t Will at the winery? It made no sense to leave her behind when the Potentials were about to face their scariest foe. At the very least, Willow could have helped with a protection spell or forcefield.

Oh, Xander… SOB. Watching S7 this time around, I noticed how many times Xander said, “I see everything” or someone comments on how he’s the one who watches. And of course I couldn’t say anything, because, as River Song would say, “Spoilers!”

Before I move on to the guest contributors, I just wanted to mention that Ensley Guffey (who has been involved with the Rewatch covering "The Body" and "The Zeppo" weeks, will be featuring the various books written about the Whedonverses on his blog tomorrow, so be sure to tune in here to get some Christmas ideas for the Whedon fan who has it all. ;)


First up guest hosting this week is David Lavery… and like Giles, he’s brought pictures!

“Storyteller,” Buffy the Vampire Slayer 7.16
Rewatched by David Lavery


(40) “Stop. Stop telling stories,” Buffy screams at Andrew at the end of “Storyteller,” as part of her scheme to elicit his tears, which are needed to close the seal of Danzalthar. “Life isn’t a story.” Andrew seems to take her admonition to heart, for at the end of “Storyteller” he abruptly turns off his video camera, pointing his remote at the camera and at us.
(41) Now “Life isn’t a story” would be a startling, self-referential assertion in any serial narrative, but coming as it does in a series created by an “angry atheist” who nevertheless espouses his continued belief in “a religion in narrative” (see Lavery), it seems especially problematic.
David Lavery, “Apocalyptic Apocalypses: The Narrative Eschatology of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (2003)"


When “Storyteller” originally aired in February 2003, the end of Buffy the Vampire Slayer was still three months away. For the second half of Season 7 I had been receiving in my e-mail shooting scripts for each episode, and because I am a bit of a Spoiler Whore (non-promiscous, but willing), I read them. So days before Anya and Andrew would have this dialogue . . .

ANYA: For God's sakes, Andrew. You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
ANDREW: Entertaining and educating.
ANYA: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?


. . . I was already prematurely laughing at the signature naughtiness, but my illicit script did not prepare me for actually watching “Storyteller’s” hilarious teaser, which gave us Andrew (Tom Lenk) Alistair-Cookeing-it in a velvet smoking jacket (and choking on pipe smoke) before a raging fireplace. “Oh, hello, there, gentle viewers,” he greets us in the episode’s outermost frame. As he pats the thick, ancient volume he has been reading, he acknowledges “You caught me catching up on an old favorite” and then announces the episode’s theme: “It's wonderful to get lost in a story, isn't it?”

“Adventure and heroics and discovery—don't they just take you away?” Andrew asks, and then invites us in—into his episode: “Come with me now, if you will, gentle viewers. Join me on a new voyage of the mind. A little tale I like to call: ‘Buffy, Slayer of the Vampyrs.’”




But Anya interrupts—the first of many breaks—in the “documentary” Andew is making, and we realize he is not in a room of one’s own (a traditional, very British study with Star Wars posters adorning the walls) but on the toilet in the much-in-need only bathroom of the Summers house where he is engaged in narration instead of onanism.

Like Jonathan, the Troika member and south of the border bedmate he killed in “Conversations with Dead People” (7.7), who (thanks to a spell) assumed control of the narrative “Superstar” (4.17), Andrew seeks to take over BtVS and make himself its writer and director and perhaps star. It is the School of Whedon’s almost-always-brilliant Jane Espenson, the episode’s writer (and also the author of “Superstar”), and television-director-for-hire Marita Grabiak (who would return in May as the helmer of the series’ penultimate episode, “End of Days”) [read my interview with Grabiak here], who are credited with actual control of the story, but behind them showrunner Joss Whedon—who has acknowledged that Masterpiece Theatre was the most influential television show of his youth (Lavery and Burkhead, Joss Whedon: Conversations 51)—is having his say as well.

Still, Andrew doesn’t give up. Much of “Storyteller” screen time is seen through the viewfinders of his camcorder, his hyperactive imagination, or both. (The to-ing-and fro-ing of between frames in “Storyteller” results in more than a few continuity errors, catalogued by Keith Topping in The Complete Slayer [624].)

We are treated to Andrew’s version of recent events—actually a kind of nerdish white board-on-top-of-a-washing machine-beside-an-ironing board iteration of the customary “previously on”. . . .



Awkwardly, shyly, Andrew brings us up-to-date on the Seal, The First, the dreaded Über Vamps . . .



. . . “very mobile for blind people” Bringers.

The “actual” moments being captured on film by Andrew (like the one above) show the “Record” indicator in the upper left-hand corner of the frame. But a slow motion cereal Buffy is pure fantasy . . .




. . . as are Spike and Buffy posing (in Andrew’s imagination) for the cover of a romance novel while an intrusive Anya gobbles the grapes.



These light-saturated frames alert us that we are, as in the opening Masterpiece Theatre teaser, inside Andrew’s “mindscreen” (as Bruce Kawin called it in a 1978 study of “first person film”).

Spike’s subsequent angry vampire shtick is more real than Cereal Buffy, but still staged, as we realize when Andrew asks for a reshoot . . .



SPIKE: I thought I told you to piss off with this bloody camera, yet here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off before I rip your throat out and eat—
ANDREW: OK, Spike. The light was kind of behind you.
SPIKE: Oh, right. Uh, what? Is this better then? I thought I told you to piss off with this bloody camera, yet here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off—?


Other shots, covered by Andrew’s gossipy narration, are more or less real—this one, for example, of Willow and her possible new love Kennedy . . .



Here and elsewhere Andrew’s attention is often drawn to significant moments of character interaction—a moment between the bent-on-revenge Principal Wood and Spike (who killed his mother), for example—which he entirely misconstrues:

Check out Spike and the Principal. There's something going on there. Sexual tension you could cut with a knife.


Andrew is a highly unreliable narrator, especially when he speaks of his own “dark past” as a criminal mastermind, the leader of the Troika . . .



. . . a cabal that, in Andrew’s recollection, was well-nigh divine:

We are gods. Oh, we are gods. We are as gods. We are as gods!



Legend-in-his-own mind scientist Andrew has all the answers—about both physics and wardrobe:

WARREN What'll [the latest super weapon] do to Buffy?
ANDREW Make her super magnetic!
JONATHAN Wow, she won't be able to get out of her car.
WARREN And knives and other sharp things will fly at her.
ANDREW We could walk right by her, and she wouldn't be able to stop us.
WARREN Unless we were wearing metal belt buckles, then we would stick to her.
ANDREW In my plan, we are beltless.
JONATHAN Wow, you're the best, Andrew.


In Andrew’s warped memory he even vanquished Dark Willow, though we know the narrative truth—that he and Jonathan ran in fear of her all the way to Mehico.

Although this is an Andrew-centric episode, “Storyteller” has much more to offer. It is a chapter of the Buffy saga in which we learn (from Buffy herself) the difference between a dream and a vision: “You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream. Army of vicious vampire creatures? That's a vision.” We find Principal Wood using Buffyspeak: “I may be concussed.” Xander and Anya “still spark” (and sleep together). Andrew reveals his drink preference: “Can’t I have a cool refreshing Zima.” Jonathan made a promise to Andrew during their Latin American sojourn: “Jonathan has been a good friend to me here in Mehico. He said he'll buy me a burro.” Also, in Mehico, the Cheese Man from “Restless” (4.22) makes a brief appearance in a shared Andrew/Jonathan nightmare.



“Storyteller” would be Jane Espenson’s next-to-last episode of Buffy (she would co-author “End of Days” [7.21]) before going on to write for Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, Gilmore Girls, Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, and Torchwood: Miracle Day. For Buffy fans “Band Candy,” “Earshot,” “Pangs,” “A New Man,” “Superstar,” “The Replacement,” “Triangle,” “I Was Made to Love You” had demonstrated beyond reproach her quirky sense of humor and delightfully playful characterization. (If the quite awful Torchwood: Miracle Day showed her to have feet of clay, then it was not unprecedented, for Espenson had also authored such forgettable Buffy episodes as “Listening to Fear,” “Harsh Light of Day,” “Intervention,” and “Doublemeat Palace.”)

When “Storyteller” originally aired on February 25, 2003, BtVS viewers would need to wait a full month before the season resumed with “Lies My Parents Told Me” on March 25. (Today’s multi-platform viewers, of course, need not wait, and they can rewatch it now with Lorna Jowett right here on Nik at Nite.) On May 20th, Buffy the Vampire Slayer would, after 144 episodes, “stop telling stories,” unless, of course, you count the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight (and Season Nine and . . .) comics.


Thank you, David! And next up, to discuss the next two episodes, Lorna Jowett, author of Sex and the Slayer:


“It will only hurt for a moment”
Lorna Jowett


As David’s post concentrated on “Storyteller,” I’m going to be focusing on “Lies My Parents Told Me” and “Dirty Girls”.

Highlights: flashbacks (I love flashbacks); Xander’s fantasy about the Potentials potentially being Dirty Girls; Andrew’s version of Faith’s backstory (go, Spock!); Anya telling it like it is, inconsistencies and all; Faith and Spike bonding in the basement; wine crashing across the cellar floor in “Dirty Girls” like blood in The Shining.
Lowlights: annoying Potentials; Caleb, one of the worst Bads ever (Nathan Fillion deserves better).

Spike and Robin Wood face their past in “Lies My Parents Told Me” just as Andrew was forced to do in “Storyteller”. Each of these episodes is about telling stories, stories that may be lies. It’s also difficult to know who’s telling lies. Past episodes suggest that Spike is an unreliable narrator. David talks about how the visual aesthetics of “Storyteller” highlight Andrew’s point of view and we return to this in both Xander’s fantasy and Andrew’s retelling of Faith’s history during “Dirty Girls”, but here it’s more complicated. Are the flashbacks to Spike, Nikki and Robin Wood’s past here lies my parents told me or lies I told about my parents? I didn’t include Spike/ William’s backstory in the highlights because if it’s a highlight, it’s a pretty disturbing one. The more the story unfolds, the more creepy it becomes (“all you ever wanted was to be back inside,” William’s mother mocks by the end). Even the insane Drusilla can’t believe that new vampire William wants to bring his mum along on their hedonistic vampire killing spree, so we know there’s something toe-curlingly wrong. Spike relives part of his past where he sired his mother and then staked her – well, we knew he had issues When he tells Wood that the things his mother said to him after she was turned don’t matter because it was the demon talking, we’ve seen enough of vampires by now to know this is doubtful. His mother crushes William’s argument that he’s changed now he’s a vampire, saying, “Darling, it’s who you’ll always be. A limp, sentimental fool.”

But even if this account of Spike’s past is tangled up in lies, revisiting it does rid Spike of the First’s trigger. Wood finds it harder to let go his mother. Wood has nursed the pain of Nikki’s death for years and now the fact that he’s expected to work beside the vampire who killed her becomes too much for him. Is he seeking vengeance for Nikki’s death or satisfaction for himself? Can he even tell the difference?

Wood’s dilemma is whether to accept Spike has changed and fight alongside him for the greater good, the sake of the mission, the same mission his mother died for. Buffy’s dilemma is whether to do anything about the fact that Spike may be dangerous because of the First’s influence. But just as Buffy (and Spike) take the decision out of Wood’s hands, so Buffy’s ability to decide what is best for Spike and the group is taken out of hers. Thus, the episode title also refers to Buffy. Surrogate father Giles, not just Wood, lies to her and she serves him notice of her adult status at the close of the episode in a devastating dismissal: “I think you’ve taught me everything I need to know”. About lying? About how people you trust betray you? This episode highlights again how male characters unite against the female Slayer, with good intentions or bad. We saw it with the Shadow Men in “Get It Done” [spoiler]: and there’s more to come as the season draws to its close. One of the reasons Caleb is an unconvincing villain is that he’s too obvious in his rants against “dirty girls”, but his tone is part of a broader resurfacing theme about gender and power.

There’s another lesson in “Lies” – about what it means to be close to a Slayer. Buffy, we have been repeatedly told, is unusual in keeping a circle of family and friends around her. That makes her, she argues, a better Slayer. It also takes its toll, on her and on her loved ones. In this situation, across both these episodes, we see Buffy getting conflicting advice from those around her and having to decide for herself what to do. Spike, Wood and Andrew face their past; Buffy has to face the present and the future. Faith, returning to Sunnydale fresh from Angel, has spent some time facing her past actions and seeking redemption for them by serving a prison sentence. When she’s needed, first by Angel and then by Buffy, Faith puts the present need above atoning for the past because it might secure the future. Yet what kind of a future can a Slayer have? Are Buffy and Faith just facing an endless succession of apocalypses (we never did find out what the plural was) and then a violent death? What kind of future can the Potentials have? Only one of them ever has a chance of being Chosen, and that’s only when a Slayer dies. In other words, where are they taking this story and how can it end?

When Giles tells Buffy in “Lies My Parents Told Me”, “it’s time to stop playing the role of general and start being one”, his words are compromised by his dubious positioning in the episode. And when Buffy tries to take his (and Wood’s) advice during “Dirty Girls” she makes a mistake that costs untested Potentials their lives and Xander his eye. [Spoiler]:It will cost Buffy and the group more in days to come. Buffy isn’t a general, she’s a Slayer. Slayers have been, until now, solitary warriors, as Spike reminds Wood in “Lies My Parents Told Me.” Maybe the question is not can she be a general but can she afford to be a general? Remember what story this is. It may not be Buffy, Slayer of the Vampyrs, but it’s still Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Right from season one this story asks, what does it mean to be the Chosen One? What does it mean to be the one girl in all the world with a mission to fight vampires and demons? Can Buffy make choices or is she stuck with being Chosen?

The biggest lie: It will only hurt for a moment.


Thank you, Lorna!

Next week: I can’t believe we’re at the penultimate week of the rewatch. I’m so sad! How quickly this year has flown. You will see the speech that ties with Xander’s in “Potential” for its ability to make me cry (♥♥♥) in “Touched,” and you can feel the anticipation for that huge finale about to come around. And just a hint of what you’ll be seeing in two weeks’ time: The finale night will be December 27, and it’ll be a post by me that night, and then starting the following morning and continuing throughout the day on December 28, I’ll be posting one post an hour looking back on the rewatch, on all of Buffy and featuring many of our commentators, and a few new ones! I hope you guys all like it. ;)

But until then, next week’s episodes are:
7.19 Empty Places
7.20 Touched
7.21 End of Days


And if you’re watching Angel, those episodes will be:

4.19 The Magic Bullet
4.20 Sacrifice
4.21 Peace Out


See you then!

Buffy Rewatch Week 50: Spoiler Forum

And once again, here is the place where you can talk about Buffy, Angel, Angel S5, without fear of spoiling.

In these later episodes I'm starting to remember certain things in the upcoming S8 comics. Xander does look rather hot in that eye patch, I must say. ;)

Why I ♥ George Takei

This just made me LOL. Watch all the way to the end for the fantastic Buffy reference! ;)

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Once Upon a Time, Ep 7: The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter

Last week’s episode of Once Upon a Time was a little slow, but they made up for it with a brilliant outing this week. We finally get to the bottom of who Sheriff Graham really was, and where many were suggesting that perhaps he was the Big Bad Wolf, he turned out to be the huntsman with a heart who spares Snow’s life when the queen hires him to find her and kill her.

Emma is ticked with Graham because she’s found out he’s sleeping with the mayor, and when he tries to tell her that he actually loves her instead, he skips the small talk and kisses her… and he suddenly sees flashes of the fairytale world. His glimpse leads to dreams where he starts to see even more, and when he wakes he wanders off and sees a white wolf that accompanies him in the fairy-tale world, one with a red eye and black eye. He turns to Mary, because he’d seen a flash of Snow White in the memory, and he recognizes her as Mary. Mary laughs it off and thinks he’s been talking to Henry, and tells him about the book. He goes to Henry and finds out more about the book, and Henry identifies him as the huntsman who spared Snow and had his heart ripped out by the queen. Graham follows the wolf to a crypt that’s pictured in the book, and with Emma, he enters the crypt to find his heart. Regina shows up and she and Emma have a fight before Graham declares he doesn’t need her, because he needs to feel something, and that’s not with her. Emma looks at him with new eyes, and where he went to the crypt to find an actual heart, he finds it metaphorically instead. And, for the first time, Emma sees his heart, too.

Meanwhile, in the fairytale world we see how the queen orchestrated the death of her husband and then finds a huntsman who cries over his kills to take out Snow. He can’t pull off the murder after he reads a note she’s written to the queen (where she says she’ll welcome her death if it means the queen will rule with compassion). He returns to the queen with the heart of a stag, and she catches him in the ruse and reaches into his chest and pulls out one glowing, ET-like, neon heart, and tells him that he’s now under her rule, and should he try anything, she just needs to squeeze his heart and she’ll kill him. She directs the guards to take him to her bedchamber. Clearly, he’s going to be a domestic pet.

In Storybrooke, after Emma and Graham walk away triumphantly, Regina enters the crypt and descends the stairs to find the very chamber of hearts that she kept in the fairytale world (another suggestion that the fairytale world exists in some way under Storybrooke). Realizing that through his self-emancipation Graham will no longer be in her mayoral bedchamber (and also piecing together that his link with Emma has allowed him to remember to fairytale world, and he’s not allowed to), she squeezes the heart, turning it to dust… and killing Graham in Emma’s arms.

Moments before Graham dies, he kisses Emma and she kisses him back, and he remembers absolutely everything EXACTLY the same way the sideways characters remembered everything in the sideways world about their real lives on Lost. It was in this moment that it became clear to me that Storybrooke is a sort of flash-sideways. This isn’t their real life; time doesn’t quite exist here and is fluid; the memories they all have seem to be generated in their own minds and don’t mesh with each other; the people they were in their former lives inform who they are in this one; when they remember everything, they die.

Perhaps Once Upon a Time is simply an extended explanation to Lost fans of what that sideways world was all along, to correct all those who thought THEY DIED IN THE PLANE CRASH. (They did not.)

And to think, I was actually going to stop with the Lost analogies this week.

Did You Notice?:
• The title of this episode is the same as a 1940 novel by Carson McCullers, considered one of the best books of the 20th century. The novel’s longevity and deserving title of “classic” is due to the voices she gives to the people who usually don’t have voices, those on the margins of 1930s society in Georgia. The book was written when she was only 23 years old.
• The Evil Queen lives in the Fortress of Solitude!!!
• Mary tells Emma that the flowers she just trashed are actually hers, and Emma doesn’t apologize or rush to take them out of the garbage. Maybe manners or etiquette or just plain human decency weren’t taught in her various foster homes.
• The camera lingers on the huntsman fashioning a whistle out of a reed and telling Snow to blow it should she ever be in trouble, so I’m assuming it actually calls the wolf to her. So we’ll probably see the wolf in a future flashback.

Lost references:
• See above.
• The horrible CGI on the deer was reminiscent of Lost
• Graham tells Mary that he knows her from “another life.” He didn’t add, “Bruh-thah.”

Ruby Red:
• Graham’s darts
• Ruby’s skirt
• Graham’s tie
• Red rose petals on Snow’s father’s grave
• Queen’s wine-coloured skirt on that FABULOUS outfit she was wearing (oh, if I had anything I could actually wear that to, what I would give for it…)
• One of the wolf’s eyes is red
• The queen’s full outfit when she’s talking to the huntsman, that I WISH I could wear. Her wardrobe was to die for in this episode.
• The door to Regina’s crypt
• Regina’s turtleneck when she shows up
• The huntsman’s very glowy heart

Any Questions?:
• What was the “spot of gardening” that Rumpelstitskin was doing? Is he secretly growing pot in the forest?
• In the letter, Snow recognizes that the queen is acting out of vengeance and says she knows the queen will never find other love because of her. What does that mean? (Still thinking it has something to do with a child…) The queen says, “I shared a secret with her, and she couldn’t keep it.” What does that mean? Did she tell Snow she was incapable of having children, and Snow said something to her father out of sympathy and her father denounced her to the kingdom or something, so now she’s untouchable?
• What are the other hearts the queen has in there? Does she have everyone’s? Can she kill anyone except for Emma?

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Buffy Rewatch Week 49

7.13 The Killer in Me
7.14 First Date
7.15 Get It Done


Follow along in Bite Me!.

If you’re watching Angel, this week’s episodes are:

4.13 Salvage
4.14 Release
4.15 Orpheus


Follow along in Once Bitten.

This week’s episodes are ones that didn’t necessarily stand out for me (as someone mentioned in the comments last week, S7 is a lot like S5, in that the episodes just blend together and you can’t remember what each one is about in particular, because the season was so serialized). I was pleasantly surprised by just how good they were.

On Angel, we come to the end of the Angelus arc when Willow comes to town and performs a little mojo to bring Angel back, along with a little help from Faith. The scene of his bad hair days in the bar listening to Barry Manilow are worth the price of admission alone. Unfortunately, I neglected to mention last week that these episodes are out of synch with Buffy (sorry) so it’ll be a little odd when next week, in “Lies My Parents Told Me,” you’ll see Willow get a call from Fred to come to L.A. I’d completely forgotten about that, so I apologize. But it’s a little thing, and not necessary to watch one before the other, obviously.

This week’s guest host will cover “The Killer in Me” and “Get It Done” most thoroughly, so I’ll talk about “First Date,” mostly because I was pleasantly surprised by it on the rewatch. I remember this mostly as The Episode That Starred Ashanti (blaaarrggghhh) but I’d forgotten just how damn funny it was. (Then I checked Bite Me! and sure enough, I liked it the first time through, too… but was gaggy about Ashanti even then.) The dialogue is sublime, with Willow and Buffy talking in the living room as Willow folds clothes. The entire scene is laugh-out-loud hilarious, and the actors look like they’re having a great time with it. Willow and Buffy talk about Principal Wood, and Buffy wonders what it might be like to date a normal guy for once in her life.

WILLOW: 
Buff, if he's really interested, are you interested back?
BUFFY: I don't know. He's good-looking, and he's—he's solid, he's smart, he's normal. So, not the wicked energy, which is nice 'cause I don't want to only be attracted to wicked energy. Or what if he is wicked, in which case, is that why I'm attracted to him?
WILLOW: 
I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on.


Buffy then speaks to Anya in the bathroom (more hilarity ensues), and then Spike and Buffy talk in the hallway, leading to yet another one of my favourite exchanges:

BUFFY:
You don't have to—
SPIKE:
What? Be noble? I'm not. Really, I'm all right. Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence? My eyes are clear.
BUFFY:
Good. I'm glad. Thank you.
SPIKE:
Never much cared for picket fences, anyway. Bloody dangerous.


Once again, Jane Espenson proves why she’s one of my favourite writers on television.

And I haven’t even begun to mention the Chao-Ahn subtitles. When Buffy ended in 2003, I threw a big party for the finale viewing, and ahead of time I made up a booklet that people could take away. It was about 15 pages long, and contained my favourite quotes throughout the series – Willow & Oz, Spike lines, Xander commentary, Giles & Buffy – and I think one entire page might have been from this episode. ;)

Like this one:

WILLOW:
 Uh, this one's either "I just got lucky, don't call me for a while" or "my date's a demon who's trying to kill me."
KENNEDY:
You don't remember which?
WILLOW:
It was a long time ago.
DAWN:
Well, if we play the percentages...
GILES:
Something's eating Xander's head.


Or this one:

XANDER:
What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.
WILLOW: What?
XANDER:
You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?
ANDREW: Captain Archer... (nods)
XANDER:
Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.


Oh, Xander. You said way back in “Buffy Vs. Dracula” that you were no longer going to be anyone’s buttmonkey. You were wrong.

Of course, the key things in these episodes was finally seeing who Principal Wood was, and who his mom was. We don’t find out her name until the next episode, but it’s, like, the best possible name a Slayer could have. Truly.

These episodes start turning the season in the direction of the finale, finally, and we see General Buffy become a little more like Sergeant Buffy… a little too Full Metal Jacket for my tastes. She’s mean, out of character, and I know what the writers were attempting to do, but it just seemed inconsistent, especially when you see what she says in the episodes before and after. One minute she tells Spike she’s not ready for him not to be there, and the next she’s calling him a wimp and telling him to buzz off. Buffy’s nothing if not a complicated gal.

And as for Kennedy, I held back last week because I didn’t want to sway anyone, but I CAN’T STAND HER. Just when Dawn was becoming someone I could deal with and actually kinda like, it’s like they needed to fill the void with yet another annoying little person that I just want to whack upside the head. And that is Kennedy. She’s crass, rude, awful to people. She has no tact, and every word out of her mouth sounds like an accusation. I could never stand her. Sure, it would be hard to accept anyone after Tara, but it’s like they were trying to create the exact opposite of Tara. Why would Willow ever be attracted to someone who is THAT unpleasant? Oz was sweet, Tara was sweet, Kennedy’s awful. You can do better than this, Will. (And are we to assume the Potentials have no parents? Buffy’s burying them in the backyard like they’re cats.)

This week we have the amazing Beth Rambo once again, the editor of the Buffy Goes Dark book I’ve been featuring over there on the left since the beginning of S7. You want to read the best essays around on the final two seasons of the show, that’s the one. Take it away, Beth!

Buffy Rewatch
Season 7.13-15
“The Killer in Me”
“First Date”
“Get It Done”


I started re-viewing these three episodes thinking, “Well, the episodes 13 and 14 aren’t among my favorites and they’re not that important. Willow’s dealing with her guilt, Buffy and Xander go on “first dates” that end badly, blah blah blah. But then I actually watched the episodes and remembered one of my maxims for this (and possibly any Whedon) series: There’s no such thing as an insignificant Buffy episode. While the A or B narratives of an individual episode may not thrill, some key element of the longer narrative arc will also be revealed, and there’s usually at least one bit of standout dialogue. With these three episodes, we are moving toward the end of Season Seven and the entire show, so expect to see the action start to ramp up.

“The Killer in Me” (written by Drew Z. Greenberg) deals with real and suspected killers among the Scoobies. As the Andrew admits to the First in “First Date,” “Confidentially a lot of [Buffy’s] people are murderers. Anya and Willow and Spike.” We have three narrative strands that recall seasons 4 and 5. When Willow finds herself drawn to Kennedy’s straightforward seductions, she becomes vulnerable to Amy’s “penance malediction” spell which reacts with guilt. In Willow, the spell combines with guilt for her vengeance fueled rage, the murder of Warren, and especially her guilt for surviving Tara’s death or for being unable to save Tara. The spell imposes a “penance” of literally forcing her to walk in Warren’s shoes and reenact his crime. Oddly, Kennedy’s resistance to the idea of magic, or perhaps, her faith in “fairy tale crap” magic, allows her to break the spell with a kiss, just as her kiss began it. The Kennedy/Willow relationship was (and perhaps remains) extremely controversial. A lot of people simply could not forgive the Mutant Enemy team for the death of Tara, and no one would have been an adequate replacement. I can’t really judge Willow & Kennedy’s conversation in the bar, but I can say that Kennedy is at her most charming in this scene, as opposed to her previous “brat” act, and she stands up for Willow admirably as the episode proceeds.

Spike, of course, was a killer before he regained his soul, and again under the influence of the First’s “sleeper” trigger. Now we learn he literally has a “killer” in him as the Initiative chip is “misfiring” and causing devastating pain. In another “back to the beginning” moment, Buffy calls Riley for help (comic covert ops!), then she and Spike return to the abandoned Initiative underground labs, in search of anaesthesia. Of course they fight the obligatory demon, and then I couldn’t help smiling when the Initiative guys turn up with orders from Riley: “We're to provide you anything you need to help assface here. Those were his exact words, ma'am.” They can either remove the chip or repair it. Suspense!

And while all this is going on, Giles, recently returned from his travels with numerous rescued Potential Slayers, takes them out to the desert for a vision quest like of Buffy’s in Season 5. He says: “apparently, someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the hokey pokey until a spooky Rasta-mama slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.” When a phone call from an English Watcher suggests that Giles may have been killed by Bringers, and Andrew (who should know) reveals that the First not only appears as dead people but is incorporeal and cannot touch or be touched, suddenly everyone suspects Giles is an avatar of the first. They chase after him and wackiness ensues. I wondered about this myself for a while, but my favorite part of this scene is Andrew’s final threat to convince the crew to take him along: “OK, well, if you leave me here alone, I'll do something evil, like burning something or gluing things together.”
Key points: Amy is unrepentant, Spike’s chip will kill him if it’s not removed or repaired, manifestations of the First are non-corporeal (although some early versions did appear to touch people, but let it go), and Giles is, indeed, alive. Andrew is not evil, just annoying.

“First Date” is the least re-watchable of these three episodes, and also a bad pun. Notable information in the teaser: How Giles escaped from the Bringers (two versions of this—instinct! Or he heard its shoes squeak). And Buffy decided to have the Initiative remove Spike’s chip, which Giles thinks is very dangerous. Two literal first dates: Principal Wood asks Buffy out to dinner, which is inappropriate (“I’ll get the paperwork,” he says, apparently referring to her signing some form stating there is no sexual harassment). She suspects he may be evil, yet finds him attractive. Willow advises her to “dress for the ambiguity” but they agree that Robin’s job as Sunnydale H.S. principal is a problem:

BUFFY: …there he is. On the hell mouth. All day, every day. That's got to be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
WILLOW: Not really a shower.
BUFFY: A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.


This and other scenes reveal the comic touch of writer Jane Espenson, but overall, the episode doesn’t hold together particularly well. Xander, too, meets an attractive woman at a hardware store…but she turns out to be a demon. AGAIN. (Stunt-casting of Ashanti in this role doesn’t particularly help.) Recall this scene from the end of 1.8 “I Robot, You Jane.” They’ve all been discussing their disastrous supernatural lovers (vampire, demon robot, giant praying mantis):

BUFFY: Let's face it: none of us are ever gonna have a happy, normal relationship.
XANDER: We're doomed!
WILLOW: Yeah!
Their laughter trails off into dubious silence.


Giles is concerned about getting down to business and preparing the potentials (his comically gruesome flash-cards recall 4.10 “Hush”), while Andrew’s “date” is literally with the First (there’s the pun, sorry), who appears to him as Jonathan & tries to convince him to find Willow’s gun and shoot the Potentials, “because when they’re gone, the [Slayer] line is gone.”
We also learn the truth about Wood: he’s the son of a Slayer, which explains how he knows about Buffy and more. He’s looking for the vampire who killed his mother—and when she appears to him, courtesy of the First, we should be able to guess that she is the “subway slayer” of Season Five’s “Fool for Love.”

“Get It Done” (written by Douglas Petrie) is one of Season Seven’s key episodes. It opens with one of Buffy’s real-seeming dreams, in which she’s checking on the Potentials and sees one, Chloe, weeping in a corner. She tries to comfort the girl, only to be tackled by the First Slayer, who says, “It’s not enough.” At the high school, Wood gives her his mother’s “Slayer emergency kit,” which should have been passed down to her, then invites himself to the Summers house and, after meeting the Scoobies, Andrew the “guestage” baking to assuage his guilt (like Willow after “Something Blue”), and the Potentials, is introduced to Spike as a vampire. Wood is still testing the First’s information here, and doubts Spike’s sincerity overall. Buffy finally absorbs the truth that the Potentials aren’t prepared, her usual gang is now a “Wicca who won’t-a,” a “Wimpire,” a carpenter, and a sarcastic ex-demon. Everyone has to step up and start doing the impossible—getting it done. The emergency kit turns out to contain a mysterious locked box full of items which, surprisingly, Dawn is able to explain—she’s been studying, it seems, and can now step in as “Watcher Junior” to do the exposition and read the Sumerian: “You can’t just watch, you have to see” (a version of one of my themes for the season). Buffy must go “back to the beginning” of the Slayer line & reenact the making of the first slayer in order to gain the knowledge that she doesn’t want more demonic power (“You can’t fight evil with evil”), and this in itself is the beginning of the knowledge she seeks. Just as in episode 7.1, the shadow men (or two out of three of them) turn out to be “manifest spirits” she can fight and disperse by breaking a talismanic staff (“It’s always the staff”), in order to gain the information she seeks.

Meanwhile Dawn, in her mentoring role, walks Willow through the steps of using serious magic again, and Kennedy learns that there’s more to magic than “fairy tale crap.” Spike reclaims his vampire badness by retrieving the leather duster he took from the subway Slayer as a trophy (5.7 “Fool for Love”). As he strides down the high school corridor in this familiar coat, Principal Wood speaks from a doorway: “Nice coat. Where did you get it?” “New York,” answers Spike, confirming that he is, indeed, the vampire who killed Wood’s mother.

Now these are the Scoobies we remember. But are they ready for thousands of ubervamps?


Thanks, Elizabeth!

Next week: Wow, we’re coming into the home stretch with only three weeks left! David Lavery and Lorna Jowett return to cover off the next three episodes, which feature an episode that never ceases to make me laugh until it hurts (oh Andrew, I ♥♥♥ you), a great episode that flashes back to our favourite vampire again, the return of an awesome character, and if there’s anyone out there who loves Firefly and hasn’t seen Buffy, you’re in for a wicked treat.
7.16 Storyteller
7.17 Lies My Mother Told Me
7.18 Bad Girls


Our Angel episodes are:
4.16 Players
4.17 Inside Out
4.18 Shiny Happy People


See you next week!

Buffy Rewatch Week 49: Spoiler Forum

Not much left to say over here, but here's the spoiler forum for anyone who wants to talk about the remainder of Buffy and S5 of Angel without spoiling anyone!

Monday, December 05, 2011

Trailer for Cabin in the Woods



The new trailer for Cabin in the Woods (written and produced by Joss Whedon; co-written and directed by Drew Goddard) is now out, and it's not just a horror flick. It's like Dollhouse meets horror flick meets the Dharma Initiative. You can go here to see the video.

Sunday, December 04, 2011

Once Upon a Time, Ep 6: The Shepherd

In this week’s episode we return to Prince Charming, and see what happened to him right before that first encounter with Snow White. Turns out… he’s not actually the prince, but the prince’s twin brother. The prince was given to the king by Rumpelstiltskin when the prince was just a baby, and Thomas’s parents desperately needed the money. Then he’s killed in battle, and the king gets Rumpelstiltskin to bring the other boy to him so he can slay King Midas’s dragon and bring untold riches to his land. Thomas actually DOES slay the dragon (in a rather lame battle), and Midas wants him to marry his daughter, the very woman we saw riding in the carriage with him when Snow first ambushed him. He has to leave his beloved mother (played by the wonderful Canadian character actress, Gabrielle Rose) and go be with her instead or his “dad” will destroy everything he loves.

Meanwhile, in Storybrooke, it’s a Henry-lite week where John Doe (actually David Nolan) comes home, but he doesn’t know his wife Kathryn or anything about this life. Nothing feels right except for Mary, and so he leaves his wife and tells Mary to meet him at the toll bridge so they can begin a new life together. Mary tries to convince herself not to do it, but she’s so drawn to him she goes down there. He, on the other hand, is ambushed by the Mayor and Mr. Gold, and they make him remember his previous life and the fact he actually did love Kathryn.

Did he really remember his real life? Or … is it possible that David has a twin brother in this world, too? Could Kathryn have actually been married to the twin, which is how it doesn’t feel right to David no matter how sure Kathryn is of him? Could he have memories of his twin’s? (You know that whole telepathy thing twins claim they have?) Or is he really meant to be with Kathryn? And how will things play out between Thomas and his betrothed? She looked about as thrilled to be with him as he was with her. Will she gladly be on her way so he can be with Snow?

Lost References:
• Widmore!! Charles returns as yet another powerful father, and while he seems kinder at the beginning, turns out he’s just as ruthless and cunning as the other one. And what would an episode with Widmore be without…
• McCutcheon whisky! If a mouthful of that is worth more than Desmond makes in a month, how the HELL Mary Margaret could afford it is beyond me.

Did You Notice?:
• I meant to mention this earlier, but the opening credits on Once Upon a Time are a lot like the ones on Lost. They alternate sides of the screen, and are in the same font. And I LOVE the end logo, with the little Space Invaders guy shooting the Kitsis/Horowitz names. ;)
• In the Nolan house, they have flowers on the walls but no trees.
• “The love I lost, there’s no bringing him back.” That sentence was vague enough that I think it once again suggests she lost a child.
• When Mary’s reading the newspaper, the headline is “Welcome home, John Doe!” and it reads: The as yet unidentified man in his early 30s who has become known only bye the moniker, John Doe, has finally gone home directly to a house right here in Storybrooke. “It is truly a miracle that he had survived at all,” said hospital volunteer and local schoolteacher, Mary Margaret Blanchard, on the day of his initial admittance to the Storybrooke Hospital. “It has been interesting nursing him back to health and we at [sic] all so glad he has pulled through. It is incredible to think how far he has progressed. Not only is he conscious, but he now he [sic] has a whole new life to live.” Two problems with that story (aside from the typos): Was Mary really at the hospital when he was first admitted? And how would they have had a quote from her from that long ago? Hasn’t he been there a bazillion years? And also, why does it say he’s “as yet unidentified?” He was identified as David Nolan as soon as he woke up.
• The stories across the top are: Comet Marley Makes Debut Appearance; Destinations (with a pic of what appears to be Notre Dame), Lyme Disease: A New Understanding; Capsaicin. I wonder if these will have any meaning in future episodes (capsaicin is the component in chili peppers that creates the burning sensation when you eat them). The other headline beside the John Doe one is “Remnants of Seventeeth Century Colonial Settlement Uncovered at Harestock Bridge.”
• The walls of Mary’s classroom are different than they were when we first saw them. They have trees, too, but they’re all dead with no foliage on them.
• The CGI in this episode isn’t as good as it’s been in previous episodes – when the giant falls at the beginning at Thomas’s twin’s hand, you can see he’s not even with the ground. When Midas’s daughter walks up to join him, you can see the green screen shimmer around her head as she takes his hand.
• The ring that Thomas’s mother gives him is the one he went to the troll bridge with Snow White to find.

Ruby Red: More red in this episode:
• Thomas’s father wears a scarlet velvet robe.
• Thomas’s blood on the sword.
• The places at the round table.
• Mary’s sweater when she’s at Granny’s diner.
• Regina’s blouse under her jacket.

Any Questions?:
• Why didn’t the dragon breathe fire on Thomas when he cornered it and it couldn’t reach him?
• Why would you ask someone to meet you for a romantic rendezvous at a place if you didn’t know its location?! David’s a bit of a dumbass.
• Will the unicorn mobile make its way into the fairytale stories? Was it the Evil Queen’s mobile for her baby? Or did a bunch of unicorns get turned into glass?
• Did you guys check out that VERY spoilery preview for next week?? Now I know who the sheriff was, and I’m assuming that’s supposed to be a big reveal next week.

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Coming up on Nik at Nite

First, I wanted to apologize for the absentee posts on Hell on Wheels. Both Chris and I have had crazy busy weeks (and we're both away on business in different parts of the country at the moment) so it's been tough. I have ep 3 written up, and we're still working on ep 4. They'll both be posted together soon.

Secondly, there have been some questions on the Buffy Rewatch boards about what to do with Angel S5. For all the people who heeded my advice and watched Angel along with Buffy, I don't want to leave you in the lurch, especially when my all-time favourite season is about to begin. So starting in January, I'll keep things moving. I won't do big posts like I've been doing with Buffy, but I will at least give you guys the forum to discuss the episodes every week. Does that sound like a plan? We'll do three a week, with the finale on its own.

The Buffy Rewatch was a LOT of work. A lot. I thought with nearly 30 other people helping out, it wouldn't be that tough. But soon after it started people began emailing me saying they were really enjoying the guest posts, but expected me to say something more about the eps as well. So I couldn't skip any weeks, and on top of everything else I have going on in my life I was rewatching these eps, posting my own comments, as well as rounding up everyone else's posts, editing and formatting them, finding photos, putting up the hyperlinks, linking to their books, collecting bios, etc. There have been people who dropped out well ahead of time, and others who were agreeable until something came up at the last minute, so I've dealt with a lot of scrambling here and there. It's been SO rewarding and I wouldn't change it for the world (and all my guest hosts have been AMAZING and generous with their time, energy, and knowledge), but it's been a time suck (I honestly have had less spare time this past year than I did when I was writing the Finding Lost books), and I'm really looking forward to a breather in January. The blog will continue and I'll post as often as I can, but I can't take on another rewatch right away. As I mentioned in a recent comment, I would love to make this Rewatch Central and have several rewatches happening simultaneously, perhaps hosted by various people, but that would also require hounding people for their material, and scheduling, and watching the shows myself... not to mention I'm trying to keep up with the current TV season.

It's a lot of work! But I will definitely keep Angel going, because for anyone who is frustrated with season 4, PLEASE hold on for season 5. It's stellar.

And, I promise that the Buffy Rewatch will go out with a bang. ;)