The bad news: No new Lost next week. It's just a repeat of this week's episode. :::SNIFFLE... SOB:::
And while you're waiting for the post to go up, here's this week's Lost fun. I LOVE this site, and in my season 4 Finding Lost guide, I've posted the address under my favourite sites to check out. It's called The Ack Attack, and Rachel Ack posts complete synopses of the previous week's Lost with her laugh-out-loud sense of humour (seriously, do NOT read this while drinking anything). Her synopsis for last week's "The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham" may well be the funniest one she's done yet. I was laughing my head off. Here's a taste (from the scene where Widmore visits Locke in the hospital):
Locke comes to when some dude with a British/Australian/something else I’m sure accent wakes him up. And it’s our good
fiend friend Chuck Widmore!
Widmore: Come to the Dark Side! We have cookies!
Locke: Ben said to not trust you!
Widmore: BENJAMIN?? If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be Pralines and Dick!
Widmore: Come onnnn, want to be my new BFF?
Locke: Why would I want that?
Widmore: I was the leader on the island for 30 years! I’m an Other from another mother!
Locke: Well okay, I’m not supposed to tell you this, but I have to bring them all back.
Widmore: Yes! And you MUST succeed. You are the Chosen One. You MUST get back to the Island!
Locke: But why??
“Because there’s a war coming, John. And if you’re not back on The Island when it happens, the wrong side is going to win! Even now Benrymort is gathering his Death Eaters in order to strike when the time comes! Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy! Don’t you see, John?? Neither of you can live while the other survives!”
Go read the entire post here (I will now be using the term "Jeard" on a regular basis), and check out her site weekly here.