If Giles were Scottish.
BUFFY: You don’t think it’s a good idea?
FAITH: It’s pretty radical, B.
GILES: Better no’ mess wi’ us, by the way - it’s pure dead brilliant!
If Xander were Scottish.
XANDER: Pairty n ma ee-socket n youse ur a’ invitit.
If Buffy were Scottish.
DAWN: Yeah, Buffy. What are we going to do now?
Buffy looks off into the future, a smile spreading across her face.
BUFFY: Get stotious.
Here’s tae us, Buffy fans, wha’s like us? Damn few, an’ they’re a’ deid!