Sunday, March 24, 2013

Ten Things I Loved This Week

Last week I started a new column on the blog, where I look back on the week in an effort to highlight the positive and find 10 things that made me happy. This was a particularly difficult and stressful week, so I've been really looking forward to writing this post!

1. Pomegranate and raspberry tea from Twinings. I've had a dozen cups of this, and I love it.

2. Getting a St. Patrick's Day card in the mail! I don't think I've ever gotten one before, and I was so excited. And inside was simply written, "I'm so glad you're my friend." Thank you, Rhonda. You totally made my week. xo

3. Getting a postcard in the mail! (What a great mail week I've had. I just LOVE getting things in the mail.) A dear friend of mine moved to Australia several years ago, and she sent me this postcard:



On the back, she explained that it was Uluru, a place of great healing, which Lost fans know from the season 2 episode, "S.O.S." (where you see Rose and Bernard going there in a flashback).

4. I am less than two weeks away from turning 40. And this week I've decided not to see that as one of those "gulp" moments in life, but as an adventure. Who knows what's up next?

5. Going to see Nick Cave in Toronto at Massey Hall. There was a children's choir on stage with him, and my brother leaned over and said, "Do you think they'll be singing backup on 'Stagger Lee'?" (If you don't find that as hilarious as I did, then go here and you'll see why. Make sure there are no children in the room.) The show was mindblowingly good.

6. The new Sigur Ros single. If the rest of the album (coming in June) is as good as this song, it will become my new favourite record.



7. Getting a new person hooked on Archer. First episode, and she loved it. YES.

8. Working on a chapter for Robert Smith?'s new Doctor Who book, Outside In 2, with partners in time Mark Askwith and Sam Maguilli. Our piece is filled with awesomeness, and we've truly discovered the power of three. (And... now you know what episode we're writing up.)

9. Last week HBO said I'd be getting the screeners for season 3 of Game of Thrones. By Friday at 5, I still didn't have them. Bit of a letdown... until the doorbell rang Saturday morning... and it was the FedEx guy. And for me, the first episode was as exciting as I'd hoped it would be.

10. Waking up this morning to my son whispering in my ear, "Good morning, Mommy. I love you more than anything." It really doesn't get any better than that.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Walking Dead: "Prey"




War is a-comin’. And with three episodes of The Walking Dead left, it was pretty clear about 10 minutes into “Prey” that the structure will be watching Woodbury mobilize, then next week’s will be watching the prison folk get ready (I guarantee a crossover moment where we see Rick at his post hearing Andrea get muffled again), and the final episode will be the showdown itself.

This episode was very Andrea-centric, and to be honest, I was pretty darn convinced she was going to be killed. (Seeing Laurie Holden on teasers for The Talking Dead made me think it even more, since they always seem to have the actors on that show after they were killed off TWD.) The flashback to Andrea with Michonne also made me think this was it; what better way to kill off a character than gain our sympathies from the get-go?

But no, instead she becomes the Governor’s “prey” for the entire episode, trying to elude him with insincere smiles in Woodbury, then mouthing off to Tyrese that the Governor is batshit insane (why did she think the Guv wouldn’t come after her when she said that, knowing how loyal Tyrese and his crew are?! God, Andrea, I’ve tried to make excuses for your behavior in recent weeks, but I gave up on you and your stupidity in that moment), and then actually outrunning him in a field (what?!) before being cornered by him in the ramshackle, um, whatever that place was (setting of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?!). And yet, every time, Andrea got away. One thing was certain in this episode: she’s pretty darn tough. She fights off three walkers in the woods, keeps hidden from Martinez and his group, outruns the Governor’s truck, and then — beautifully — outsmarts the Governor himself in the warehouse, staring at him with her face framed in broken glass as he’s almost overpowered by a room full of very hungry zombies who’ve been trapped upstairs for god knows how long.

But the face being framed by glass was merely foreshadowing, for, as she stands outside the prison, weakly waving to Rick, she’s nabbed from behind by the Governor, sneaked back into Woodbury, and set up in his medieval torture chair. I’m sure bits of broken glass will be the least of her worries very soon. No doubt, she wishes she were dead. In this final harrowing screen shot, of her stuck in the chair, looking frightened beyond anything she’s ever felt before, and suddenly the title of the episode has a double meaning. Pray, Andrea… it might be all you’ve got left.

Joshua: With so much of its runtime occupied by the cat-and-mouse game between Andrea and the Governor, this week's episode offered more straightforward thrills than we've been seeing in recent weeks, but it exchanged the carefully crafted interpersonal moments for lesser, more typical character beats in the process. And that's fine – I love a good suspenseful chase scene, too – but it isn't the kind of structure that leaves us with much to discuss. I also thought Andrea was marked for death from the outset, but considering the circumstances of her homecoming, now I'm practically certain of it. The fact that the Governor has kept her recapture hidden from everyone, including his trusted inner circle, heralds dark days for her, indeed.



I hate to be down on the girl when she's in such grave danger, but boy, did Andrea botch her  'awakening' here or what? One would think, considering how long it took her to clue in to Philip's psychosis in the first place, that she might take that fresh understanding as a hint to exercise special caution against haste and recklessness, that the mental image of all those shiny implements of torture might inspire her to be exceptionally careful in how she chose to escape it. But instead, what does she do? She simply walks right up to a gate in broad daylight, explains in detail why she's leaving and where she's going to those who guard it, and then she just runs off down the road, daring them to shoot her in the back. And really, WHAT THE BLINKING NEON HELL WAS SHE THINKING? Did she forget what happened when Michonne left the first time? Did she not believe that her departure, particularly when prefaced by such blatant antagonism (and, you know, the whole going-to-war-against-your-old-pals stuff in the offing), would warrant more specific attention? Truly, I think we have uncovered whole new cathedral-sized chambers in her shortsightnedness. And that, my friends, is really saying something.

Regardless, she's caught, she's trussed, and she's in big, big trouble. I see a few different ways it can go from here, but almost none of them end well for the beleaguered Miss Andrea. Milton was/is certainly her biggest ally within Woodbury, but whether he was the one who set the fires at the pit or not, the Governor certainly thinks he did, and he'll likely be unable to roam freely about town any more, precluding any chance of a fortuitous discovery for the dental chair's first occupant. And I guess Cutty or his sister could stumble across her in there, but it seems doubtful. In fact, circumstances look so dire for Andrea at the moment that I find myself hoping he won't be able to torture her too much for fear of her screams giving their position away. But that town's so screwed up, I'm not even sure disembodied shrieking from the very walls would rouse any suspicion.

Nikki: I’m fairly certain it was Milton who set the fires at the pits, because Martinez and crew don’t talk to Milton, and there’s no way he would have known about the fires if he hadn’t set them himself. I was fairly certain it was him even as they were being set. Milton really annoyed me in this episode, too, to be frank. Andrea had her shot, and he grabbed the gun from her and refused to let her take it. No, she didn’t take her chance when she could have, when the Governor was sleeping, but now she’s certain he’s completely nutters, and so she sets up the shot. And we’ve seen Andrea shoot before: she’s pretty amazing. But Milton grabs the gun. Whatever happens to Andrea from this point on, Milton’s got her blood on his hands.

I’m wondering if we’re going to be privy to the torture scenes at all (knowing this show = yes; I’m hoping not so much… I couldn’t have been the only woman who shuddered when they panned across his torture instruments and there’s a certain gynecological implement lying there) but if next week is at the prison, what will we see of Andrea’s fate? It’ll probably be kept secret until the finale in two more weeks.



Speaking of Andrea’s shortsightedness (we’re both coming down hard on her this week, eh? Hard not to…) I was really surprised that when she was walking through Leatherface’s den, there were all these spiked instruments of death just hanging on the wall and she didn’t grab a single one of them. And the Governor wasn’t exactly sneaking up on her, either; he was dragging his shovel around so she’d know exactly where he was at all times. But I really loved that scene (hence me mentioning it again!) and it was one of the most tense and suspenseful long scenes we’ve seen on the show to date. I have to add, also, that when the Governor whistled while he was searching for Andrea, all I could think was… How Omar of him!

I mentioned briefly the opening scene of Andrea and Michonne, and I’d like to return to that. I guessed earlier in the season that the two jawless zombie puppies on leashes were actually her brothers, and I’m pretty sure that is correct now. However, I thought they were brothers that she cared about, and her words this week — “They deserved what they got. They weren’t human to begin with” — make the whole thing sound more nefarious. Brothers? Uncles? A father and a brother? Did they sexually abuse her? It certainly sounds like it was something personal. She keeps them on leashes to punish them for what they did to her, and despite saying earlier in the seasons that walkers are nothing but pieces of meat, her actions with them belie that statement: for her, they still retain the essence of who they once were.

Now compare that scene to the later one with the Governor. Milton knows that the Governor has lost his mind, but he tries to talk some sense into him about the whole Michonne deal. He knows he’s after Michonne for revenge, and the Governor gets right in Milton’s face and demands to know if he believes there’s still a morsel of the human being left in the walker. Milton says yes, and for the Governor, it’s cut and dry: Michonne. Killed. His. Daughter. Milton objects, “Whether that was Penny or not, it’s done. It doesn’t matter.” The Governor leans in and hisses, “It’s ALL that matters.”

The Governor used to be a human being. Then he became a power-hungry monster. But now? He’s a parent out for revenge. And that’s the most dangerous type of person you can come up against.

Joshua: Sometimes, like during last week's lengthy convo with Rick, it seems like the Governor is relatively lucid and in control. But other times I could swear we're just about to walk in on him making belts and handbags out of human skin. The look on his face as he tested those chains during the opening was the scariest thing I saw in this episode, largely because of how serene it was. Anyone calmed by the promise of such extreme sadism and perversity begs a label much stronger than 'crazy.'

We're given the impression that Milton has known the Governor for a long time, perhaps even before the Whatever-Happened happened, but certainly before Penny's re-release at the point of Michonne's sword. So if the Governor's clarity is just an act, and an ephemeral one at that, then how can Milton continue to doubt? How can he see what he sees and hear what he hears and still think the man has any rational capacity left? Is it willful ignorance? Misguided loyalty? Puppy love? Some combination thereof? As the two of them spoke about the pit fires near the episode's end, I couldn't help but wonder if Milton had set them fully conscious of the idea that he would be caught, as if he were deliberately testing their relationship, like a child feeling out their parents' boundaries. There's a certain logic to it, but somehow it must have escaped his attention that this parent spanks. With bullets.



Then again, maybe poor Milton is just ready to be done with it all. Maybe the guilt over hitching his wagon to a Stygian horse is simply more than he can bear, and he'd rather have it be the end of him than face the possibility that he's been facilitating torture and casual genocide and heaven knows what else behind his back. He's certainly done his share of damage already, however willingly, from ruining Andrea's shot through the blinds to being the Governor's snitch (and a terrible, terrible liar, which is almost the same thing). I sure hope he can find a way to help Andrea in some way, but it doesn't look like he'll be around long enough to benefit anyone much.

Speaking of being marked for death: your thinking with regard to Andrea's fate was perfectly in line with mine, inasmuch as my instincts also tell me we won't see what becomes of her until the finale. And really, I hope not. (Some men know what a speculum looks like, too, and were shuddering right along with you.) This show loves its gore, to be certain, but the shock value of presenting only the aftermath of Andrea's treatment would be hard to beat, particularly when used in the context of a season finale. And at this point, I can't think of another way to garner audience sympathy for her; it's no secret that her stay in Woodbury has done little to endear her to the viewership, despite the best efforts of certain soft-hearted tv bloggers.

Nikki: Sigh. I tried. But she just insists on continuing her dumbassery, so I’m moving on. (And you’re right; I’m sure most men knew what the speculum was, but the women shudder because we’ve had them used on us in annual exams that are tantamount to torture, so my shiver was a combination of my mind going to the worst possible place, combined with, “Oh my god, how will I ever be able to have that exam again?!”)

Let’s talk about Tyrese and his gang. I can never remember their names, but I just adore Tyrese. After this season, I’m diving into the comics once and for all, because fans had been talking about him and how amazing his character is for years. So I was excited to see him, and he didn’t disappoint. He was truly treated terribly by Rick and the prison folk (he respected and understood their reasons for locking him and his people in a cage, but Rick’s behavior was unforgiveable) so it’s understandable that he went to the Governor’s side when he realized the Governor’s enemy was the same prick who had treated him so badly at the prison. But Tyrese is a smart man, and unlike Milton and Andrea, he’s starting to see the signs and is quickly piecing together that the Governor Is Not A Nice Man. Thank god ONE character on this show has some sense.



What will be interesting in the war, as we discussed last week, is how people could change sides during the battle itself. The only downside to all of it: while my husband has officially had his fill of this storyline, I love the character of the Governor and his complexities, and wish he wouldn’t go. But someone has to, and I doubt it’ll be Rick and his compadres.

Joshua: Excepting their de facto leader, Tyrese's group haven't been referred to by name with any kind of regularity, so it's understandable you wouldn't have them straight yet. (And since I'm the one who called him 'Cutty' earlier and failed to notice until re-reading just a moment ago, I don't think you have anything to feel bad about.) A quick Wikipedia check enables me to refresh all our memories: his sister is Sasha, and the abrasive father & son are Allen and Ben, respectively.

Unlike the more wholesale imports from the source material, the character of Tyrese from the comics and the one from the show are largely incomparable, aside from sharing superficial details like their name, ethnicity and general levelheadedness. The comic's Tyrese is largely defined by his relationship with his daughter, and secondarily by her relationship with her boyfriend, to such a degree that it drives most every aspect of his arc. This Tyrese has the benefit of no such restrictive framing, so his character and what they choose to do with him is wide open.

Which is terrific, as I'm in complete agreement that he's awesome, and I hope he sticks around for a while. If there is one thing that the events of this season have made very clear, it's that Rick needs a second – if not a co-leader as such, then at least someone who can share some of the pressures of responsibility. It should be Hershel, but even with both legs (and a magic shotgun) he's better as counsel than commando. Daryl, though plenty savvy, is just the opposite (and likely wouldn't be interested in a leadership position anyway). Carol would add great perspective but might still prove too hesitant to deliver the kind of unilateral decisiveness the position would demand (but then again, maybe not; she's my current second choice). And Glenn isn't really cut out to act as authority figure, regardless of who backs him up. Tyrese seems a logical choice; he just needs to be in the right place at the right time. And the place he's in right now is absolutely wrong.

Let's hope it doesn't prove to be dead wrong. Because considering the circumstances of the coming conflict, I'd say bloodshed is absolutely assured. The only question is, how much will be enough?

Bits & Bobs:

• During the sequence in the warehouse: I loved the creepy, dispassionate way that the Governor kept idly striking at the heads of the fallen zombies with that shovel, like a kid burning ants with a magnifying glass. Morrissey was so amazing this week (and I'll miss him, too).

• Speaking of whom: is anyone else a little surprised by the Governor's confidence that Rick will accept the terms of his deal? Pretty cocky, man. And possibly delusional. But if they elect to doublecross his doublecross, as I've recommended [they should really be reading us, don't you think?], then that arrogance should prove advantageous as well.

• Understanding that it makes no difference at all: what the heck was that black thing the Governor had used to gag Andrea when we see her all tied up in the chair at the end? Looked like a single cup from a bra. Which I wouldn't put past him, actually.

• I got all excited when I realized we were starting off with a flashback because I thought, hey! We're finally going to find out who was shooting at them from the outrigger! Alas, no such luck.

Two more to go, gang. Fasten your seatbelts.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Game of Thrones... IS COMING

Come on, now, sugar... Bring it on, bring it on, yeah

Where things were at as I was writing this post.

A long time ago, we used to be friends... and Veronica Mars was one of the best shows on television. Its first season was sublime, its second season was great, and the third season... well, OK, not so great, but it had its moments. I recorded the two last episodes and decided to watch them back to back, and when I watched the final one, I realized I'd somehow watched them out of order! And... wait... nope. No, I didn't. THAT IS HOW THE SHOW ENDED. Worst series finale. Not ever, but close.

But... that means it's the perfect show, left open (I swear it ended mid-sentence) where we still have all these characters whose lives have continued and we can figure out what's happened to all of them. Veronica, Logan, Weevil, Keith... some of my all-time favourite TV characters.

As many of you know (and if you follow me on Facebook, you would have seen me geeking out about it all last week over there), there is now a Kickstarter campaign announced last week to raise $2 million for a Veronica Mars movie! Within 12 hours of its announcement, the money was raised (?!) and fans went berserk. As did, presumably, everyone involved in the project. Now they're promising explosions, car chases, and perhaps a Bollywood number if the donations continue. Originally I donated only $10 because it wouldn't take donations any higher than that from Canadians, and I sent a query to Rob Thomas through the campaign site asking why Canadians wouldn't be privy to their incentives, like t-shirts and copies of the film, and (if you have a lot of extra dough lying around) speaking roles in the film! I wasn't the only one, because within a day they'd changed the parameters and now it's open to Canadians. Not obviously so — when I went in to increase my donation, it told me I couldn't do so unless I was an American, so I told it that I was, and it let me pass (according to Thomas, we can do that, and when it comes time to get the rewards, they will be shipped to Canada... I hope he's right!)

As of this writing, with 25 days left in the campaign, they've raised $3.6 million, and new incentives are added every day. They're being careful — they're not offering 100 speaking roles to people for fear it'll probably come off as an amateur high school production — but there are still plenty of opportunities to feel like a part of history, while ensuring your favourite show gets made into a movie. What a unique and amazing fan opportunity!

So head on over and make your pledge. And watch the video, where you see all of the actors in a little movie talking about why they need to do this film (it's hilarious, especially the "Keith Mars" bits). Honestly, I believe it's that little clip that has garnered all the money from fans. It's one thing to be assured everyone is on board: it's quite another to SEE them on board.

All I can say it, as I mentioned on Facebook, I sort of hope that Joss Whedon never tries a Kickstarter campaign that offers speaking roles as incentives, or I'll have to mortgage my house.


Sunday, March 17, 2013

Ten Things I Loved This Week

This is going to sound cheesy and New Age-y, but this week I saw a bit too much negativity around me, and I know I have a tendency to do it myself (why move past something when you get SO much more mileage just bitching about it?) ;) So I thought I'd try to come up with things I loved this week. And I'll try to do this as often as I can.

1. Watching season 1 of Downton Abbey with my husband. He's resisted my attempts to make him watch until now, thinking it's just a silly soap opera, but we are both deeply in love with it. It's just so darn likeable. And the Dowager is as quotable as everyone told me she was. "First electricity and now a telephone?! I feel like I'm living in an HG Wells novel!"

2. Playing Plants vs. Zombies with my son. He chooses the plants, and hoots and hollers by my side as we take out those nasty walkers together.

3. Despite the pouring rain, I loved the 14-degree temperatures at the beginning of the week.

4. Reading a book with my daughter. I always love watching her face light up when we're reading. And after reading this book for what seems like an eternity (Skellig by David Almond), we finished it this week, and I got a lump in my throat and she clasped her hands together with glee at the end of it.

5. Going to the library with my son and him telling me how much he loves going to "our special place."

6. Hanging out with my best friend and having dinner and wandering around various stores one evening, just for the hell of it.

7. Getting to sleep in a bit longer every day, since it was March Break with the kids.

8. Seeing how wonderful my daughter is while taking care of our neighbour's dog (they were away all week). She's been driving us crazy to get her a dog, and all week was rather incredible with this giant, very strong German Shepherd who could knock her down (and often did). She lavished so much attention on him he was probably sad to see his owners come home.

9. Editing the Doctor Who book I'm working on (yes, I'm counting work among the fun!) because the authors just crack me up constantly.

10. Going to see my children on the last day of their skiing lessons (care of my amazing stepmother, who took them over to lessons for the week — she enrolled my daughter, and taught my son herself) and being completely shocked to see both of them come flying down the hill to impress all of us waiting and applauding at the bottom of the hill. My son was still having problems standing up on the skis on Thursday, so the fact he was doing that on Friday was rather extraordinary. It was probably my happiest moment of the week.

Now it's your turn! Can you tell me one thing that made you happy this week?

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Walking Dead: Arrow on the Doorpost




Many of us have heard of the famous Christmas truces that happened on the front lines of the First World War during Christmas 1914. For one day, there was a ceasefire, and the Germans met their enemy in No Man’s Land, exchanged pleasantries, sang Christmas carols, shared cigarettes, and even played football. And then, the next day, they returned to their trenches and began firing. It must have been difficult to return to the shooting; in that briefest of moments, they were reminded that the people they were shooting at weren’t faceless enemies, but brothers, husbands, sons, and fathers. They were human beings. In No Man’s Land, they had found common ground.

And in “Arrow on the Doorpost” (which I can’t help but sing to the tune of “Mirror in the Bathroom”), the Woodbury folk and prison folk have a similar meeting of the minds, coming together in the No Man’s Land that is that shack, while each one of them finds common ground with the enemy. Milton chats with Hershel, and finds another philosopher and scholar, probably the first person he’s found on his intellectual level in a long time. Daryl and Caesar begin by having a zombie-killing contest to see who’s got the biggest dick (the winner: Andrea), and end when they find a common ground of loss, each empathizing with what the other henchman has gone through. The Governor and Rick meet in a shack, and they too find a common ground. They’ve both lost wives — Rick recently, as a result of the apocalypse, and Phillip, surprisingly, before the zombies had even arrived, when his wife died in an accident. Just as the Allies saw the Germans as pure evil before Christmas Eve and were shocked to discover they were human (with different accents), now Rick discovers that the Governor is also human. But their common ground isn’t just in losing wives and being leaders of their respective groups: it’s also in their inherent distrust of the other side.

Andrea, sadly, is the odd person out. She tries to be included in the meeting and is unceremoniously tossed out by her lover. She talks to Hershel outside and we see her weak and unsure of herself for the first time in a long time, and she admits that she now knows what happened with Maggie and that she can’t return to Woodbury. He kindly tells her the prison folk are her family, and she needs to come with them. But now that she knows what the Governor is capable of, she probably rightly assumes that he’ll shoot her on the spot if she chose to go with Rick and his people.

There was never another Christmas like the one in 1914; a year after this one, the fighting had become so hostile that each side no longer saw the other as completely human, and began to believe the rhetoric that what they were fighting over there was pure evil. They stayed in their trenches, and never had another armistice again after 1916. As Andrea climbs into the Governor’s truck, a look of resignation crosses her face as she glances over at Hershel. And he knows she’s chosen the other side for her own safety now, and is returning to Woodbury and the horror of knowing she is truly sleeping with the enemy. At the end of the episode, the sides return to their trenches and plot what they’re going to do next.

Despite seeing some tweets and posts from people saying nothing happened in this episode, I would say a lot happened here, and we’re finally driving forward towards the end of the season. Josh, what was your take on the ep?

Joshua: 'Arrow on the Doorpost' was another structuring episode, intended primarily to set up imminent developments and further ramp up the apprehension leading into the pending season finale. As such, it serves as a great example of just how far the show has come from last season, where a similar outing would serve to do little but spin its wheels, rehashing old arguments and trickling diluted conflict. In this case, what we get instead is a lean, subtle, well-managed series of vignettes, all of which center around a single event – the first meeting between Rick and The Governor – and use that context to inform and solidify the position and mindset of almost every character on the show, both major and minor, as well as creating some curious new textures in the process.



The Christmas truce is an excellent analogy for the way in which this episode played with our sympathies. Strangely, however, it wasn't so much the Woodbury contingent who had that effect on me. I liked the moments between Daryl and Martinez best, as we knew so little about Martinez before, and even these brief scenes did a nice job of shading his role with fresh dimension. But as for Milton, it had already been made obvious that he was a genuinely nice guy simply beholden to the wrong superior. Andrea's muted breakdown is just the latest stage in a sometimes maddeningly lethargic series of such occasions relating her dawning awareness of The Governor's corruption and flagrant insincerity. And of course we know The Governor can't be trusted, no matter what he might say, to the point that I couldn't even accept the relation of his wife's dolefully mundane demise at face value.

Remarkably, the character that I found my heart going out to this week was Merle. Ever since his arrival at the prison, the elder Dixon has surprised me with behavior that has been civil at its worst, and often – against all odds – downright helpful. In particular, Merle has been trying hard to impress upon Rick & Co. just what kind of lunatic they're dealing with, and though no one but Michonne seems to be paying much attention, he keeps prodding anyway. But with this meeting going down, and with the knowledge that Daryl was on point and directly in the crosshairs, just talking about it wasn't good enough any more, and his concern for his brother won out over what would seem a genuine desire to keep the peace.

Glenn was right, of course. An ambush attempt on their part would have likely been catastrophic and could easily have hurt or killed any one of the people involved in the meeting. That said, Merle's concern was more than justified, and I completely understand why he reacted the way he did. I continue to be amazed that this is the first time since his arrival that he's had any kind of hard confrontation with one of the others, and even after his dust-up with Glenn, he calmed down enough to be reasonable, though it didn't change his mind. Michonne didn't so much talk him out of his planned vigilantism as she reminded him that he really didn't have the choice of doing whatever he wanted. And to his great credit, he listened. The writers continue to do Michael Rooker a great service by fleshing Merle out the way they have this year, and I think the show is much the better for choosing to steer him away from the stale caricature he would surely have become in the hands of a lesser actor.



Nikki: Excellent point, and I agree, shockingly. (How are we possibly defending Merle?! Oh well, stranger things have happened. Wait, no they haven’t.) As Merle suggested just going to assassinate the Governor, I actually wrote down in my notes, “I don’t… disagree?” On the one hand, it just seems like the quick way to end all of this. Yet I added the ellipses and question mark because I hesitate to agree with Merle on ANYTHING.

The surprising thing about Merle’s character is that they haven’t pumped him for even more information. What are every single one of the Governor’s weaknesses? He’s not exactly on the inside like Andrea is, but he was his henchman. He knows how the Governor thinks, he knows what he’s like in battle. He knows he has his moments of eerie calm, he knows how phony that smile is, he knows there isn’t a genuine bone in his body, he knows that he promises one thing and then gathers his homies in the hallway and tells them he was lying. He knows how he invokes fear in people, and he knows how loyal the followers are. He knows about the zombie fights. He knows EVERYTHING about the Governor.

In fact, when it comes to the truce, perhaps Andrea isn’t alone. Over at the shack, we see her sitting on her own, thinking through everything she knows. And the Governor actually says at one point that Andrea told him Rick is raising what could possibly be Shane’s kid. She’s the one whispering secrets in the Governor’s ear, while Merle is over in the other camp telling them some of the things he knows about the Governor. Merle is actually Andrea’s pairing, even though they’re not together. But we haven’t seen just how much the Governor has asked of her: he doesn’t give a crap about her, really, and is just using her because of what she knows, so why not tie her down to a chair, torture her, and get everything out of her? And why not get Merle to do the same? He wouldn’t have to be tied down, because he’ll talk just to keep his baby brother safe.

One thing is for certain, and Rick should know this: The Governor always lies. He holds up his hands at the beginning of the summit meeting and says he’s unarmed, moments before the camera pans down to show us the gun duct-taped to the table. (A friend of mine tweeted at the end of the show that clearly that was just a red herring, but it wasn’t: it was an shot establishing that the Governor is lying through his teeth, as always, but it’s dramatic irony because WE know the truth, even though Rick doesn’t.) He lies about his intentions, and ultimately lies to Rick by asking for Michonne and then saying he’ll leave the prison folk alone. Of course he turns to his people after and says they’re gonna have to eliminate Rick sooner or later.

Rick knows this. He says to Hershel at the end of the episode that the Governor wants Michonne, that this all comes down to revenge, and then adds, “And he’s coming for us next.” And yet… he’s thinking about handing her over just to call the guy’s bluff.

What do you think of Rick’s thinking in this scene?



Joshua: I hate to say it, but I believe Rick's thinking like Andrea. He sees a carrot on a stick, and he's absolutely starving, and in those circumstances, it's hard to ensure one's wants don't win out over their better judgment. The poor guy is exhausted, traumatized, unstable. His people – the family and friends that have entrusted him with their safety and guidance – are vulnerable, and he is afraid. He is afraid he won't be able to protect them. He is afraid they can't win this war and that when they lose, their deaths will be his responsibility.

Being frightened and being helpless, however, are not the same thing. While Rick may be worrying aloud to Hershel about the possible legitimacy of The Governor's offer (and might even consider it for a moment out of sheer desperation), he knows it's too good to be true. But what he hasn't seen yet, and what he is bound to figure out before long, is that the mad dictator of Woodbury may be inadvertently giving them the upper hand with this scheme, if not at least presenting them with a golden opportunity to turn the tables.

They have a time and place. They have relative assurance that he'll show up in person. And they have two days to plan. If they approach the situation like a Woodbury double-cross is a given (and of course it is), then there may be no better time, and no easier way, to eliminate The Governor before this proposed war ever begins. Even if they don't manage to kill him outright, it still gives them the chance to start the fight on their own terms. And likewise, if they assume most of the best soldiers will be manning the ambush, then in theory it would also leave the town virtually defenseless. If all they did was plan an offensive that managed to destroy a significant part of the Woodbury barricades, much like The Governor's own delivery truck ploy, then that alone should be enough to shift the odds in their favor. And they could definitely use better odds.

Admittedly, part of what has me thinking this way is the manner in which this episode presented itself, specifically the way it served to be so specific in what it said and in how it said it. Whereas this show often plays deliberately vague to create tension, there wasn't much ambiguity in this episode. We saw The Governor offer Rick his ultimatum, and then almost immediately we saw him tell his men it was a lie. We saw both Andrea and Milton so certain of their involvement in actions they view to be irredeemable that, for the first time, we are left thinking that both of them are ready betray their chosen side to keep their conscience clear. We saw Rick and Hershel debate the possibility of handing Michonne over, but then we were very deliberately pulled away from that conversation before it ended. Each moment that played out during that last montage felt propulsive, magnetic and, above all, assured. It displays a lot of confidence in your endgame to be so transparent, and it's usually a good indicator not to take things at face value, that nothing's going to happen quite the way you think. I have the feeling we have something very special in store for this year's wrap.



Nikki: Thank you! When that scene happened, I looked at my husband and said, “WHAT IS HAPPENING.” Because I didn’t, for a second, believe Rick was that stupid. My husband simply said, “Rick’s a moron.” But I don’t think so. There’s something more to it, and as you say, they cut away before the real planning begins. I was convinced, and still am, that, as you say, the Governor believes he moseyed into that shack like it was High Noon, lied his ass off, hid his little gun behind the table, and pulled the wool over everyone’s eyes. But not only did Rick see right through it, he knows the Governor’s weaknesses, he knows Andrea is vulnerable, and Hershel — wonderful, wonderful Hershel, who reminded the other side that there are human beings in that prison — gave Milton the idea that there’s something more out there for him. A place of people who might actually appreciate his intelligence rather than using it to scare the bejesus out of him all the time.

We’ve already been given hints, when we saw the Gov trying to put an army together and the ones he found were either arthritic, useless, or children. He had a group of about 20 who were actually good, but most of whom had never really seen combat. All Rick’s people know is combat. And if some people switch sides during the actual battle, Rick will become stronger and stronger. I do hope they redeem Andrea somehow in all of this. I hate being her apologist, but everyone is coming down hard on Andrea for not stabbing the Governor in the head when he was sound asleep, and those same people will come up with excuses for why it was OK that Rick didn’t take the shot the moment he had it in the shack. But then again, viewers always come up with excuses for Don Draper, Tony Soprano, Walter White, and Rick Grimes, and condemn Betty, Carmela, Skyler, and Lori as useless harpies.

But speaking of vulnerable, how about that scene between Glenn and Maggie? I loved that they’re back together, and their moment was so honest and sincere. Glenn wanted to give Maggie her space, and Maggie just wanted him to see her. It was a beautiful moment, eloquently stated. And then… they abandoned their post and I watched their entire scene with dread that something terrible was happening outside when they weren’t looking.

Only three more episodes left, and I think we’re leading up to one hell of a battle.

Final thoughts?



Joshua: I too loved the scene between Maggie and Glenn on the loading dock. Steven Yeun and Lauren Cohan have such great chemistry, and I always look forward to their scenes together. Cohan, in particular, was incredible; “I'm with you; I'm always with you” gets my vote for best line delivery of the night. But HILARIOUS how simpatico was our thinking when the scene took a sudden turn for the scrompy. My viewing notes: “No no no no! You're supposed to be on watch! Dude, haven't you ever seen a horror movie before?!?” (The fact that Glenn couldn't do it in front of the zombies, however, may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on this show. And is making me giggle again right now just thinking about it.)

Overall, I thought this was one of the best set-up episodes they've ever produced. I know folks tend to be down on this kind of offering, but with a narrative backbone that's so predicated on simmering tensions, it's practically impossible to avoid them. When they're clever and well-balanced like this, they can be every bit as enjoyable for me as a viewer as the big, noisy, crazy stuff. This hour offered up real electricity with this first head-to-head between our two nemeses. I thought all their bits in the barn had a delicious, dusky old-west vibe, all glares and tough talk and creaking leather. And all the interstitial pairings – Daryl and Martinez, Hershel and Milton, Hershel and Andrea, Merle and Glenn, Merle and Michonne, Glenn and Maggie – were solid and significant as well. There wasn't an ounce of fat on this one, as they say, and as anxious as I am to see what Rick has in store for their next showdown, getting intermediate content as compelling as the last couple of weeks sure does make it easier to wait.

Bits & Bobs:

• Rick: “You're the town drunk. Who knocked over my fence and ripped up my yard. Nothing more.” Equals badass.

• Merle: “Must've been seduced by your sterling personality.” Takes one to know one, huh? But yeah.

• Guv: “Best way to avoid a slaughter.” Milton: “That is a slaughter.” Smartest thing I've ever heard you say, Milt. Just remember who you're lecturing. And watch your back.

Have a great weekend, everybody. And in case we haven't said so recently, thanks again for all of your comments and continued interest. I for one have been incredibly busy with real-life work stuff so far this year, and though I don't always get to spend as much time here as I'd like, it's great to be a part of this conversation with you.

Nikki: I second those final sentiments! What does everyone else see coming in the final three weeks? 

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Sherlock: Season 2 Finale


OK, so the rest of you all watched the season finale of Sherlock a year ago when it first aired. But see, spending all my time writing the Finding Lost books for five solid years took so much time out of my viewing schedule that, three years later, I'm STILL trying to catch up. Sons of Anarchy, The Vampire Diaries, Downton Abbey, all in various states of viewing right now while I try to see everything good that I missed. Which, of course, means my PVR is loading up on all the shows from this season that I have yet to watch (grr) so now I'll have to catch up on those. Le sigh.

But anyway. I just watched the end of season 2 of Sherlock and was devastated. So beautifully acted by Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch, as you watch it happen you think, "This can't be happening. But it is. But it's not real because, well, it's just not really happening. But... it is." And then, of course, there's the cliffhanger where you realize that, as usual with this show, you were right and you were wrong. And that's what's so delicious about it.

So... what happened? The rest of you all have debated this until you have nothing more to say, but having read none of it — I was somehow not spoiled in the least on this ending! — I can walk blissfully into the fray and offer my take, which I'm assuming has been offered so many times it's the most unoriginal thought out there.

So, for anyone who hasn't yet seen this, stop reading now and go get seasons 1 and 2 of Sherlock (they're only three episodes each; 90 minute episodes, but three episodes nonetheless). And for the rest of you, highlight the above empty space below to see my thoughts.

In all of the newspaper headlines, there's no mention of Moriarty, who at the time was in as many of the headlines as Sherlock. Which would suggest they didn't find his dead body on the rooftop. Which means it's his body that Sherlock flung over the side of the building. Sherlock got away while the rest of the paramedics ran in to recover Moriarty's body. 

But... that's not right, because Watson was right there and watched the whole thing, right? And so did we. We saw Sherlock's body, still very alive, flailing all the way down. A dead body can't do that. It would have just sailed through the air like a dead weight and landed, kerflunk, right on the ground. And then Watson ran over to him, the body was turned over, and it was no doubt Sherlock's black hair, not Moriarty's brown hair. And it was Sherlock's piercing blue eyes staring vacantly into space. Watson knows immediately it's his friend. 

Or is it? Because as he ran over to the body, a bicyclist smacked right into him, knocked him over, and Watson hit his head on the pavement. So he's dealing with a concussion and his brain's not working properly. 

In the previous episode, "The Hound of the Baskervilles," there's a scene where John, drugged up on the foggy air of the Baskerville moors, is hiding in a cage in a science lab and he swears to god he sees a giant hound lurking about in the room. Sherlock, turns out, set him up to see how the human brain works, and he tells Watson that his mind constructed the hound, that because it wasn't shooting on all cylinders, due to the fog, it thought it saw a hound, and therefore it constructed a hound. And by doing so, he believed 100% that he'd seen the hound. But there wasn't one. 

So now, Watson's just banged his head, and he's certain he just saw his best friend jump off the side of a building. So when the body is turned over, and Moriarty's brown hair has been turned black due to the blood, then he imagines he sees his friend's blue eyes looking at him. But it's not his eyes, it's just what his brain has constructed, and therefore he believes his eyes. 

The bicyclist is Chekhov's gun: Don't introduce a bicyclist in the first part of the scene if you don't want it to be significant later. It's not just a delay tactic to make Watson slower to get there: it means something. 

How did the body flail in the air? Again, a trick: the wind would have flung the arms and legs around. I don't for a second believe it would have looked quite like that (those limbs were being moved around by a person very much alive, groping at the air in desperation) but I believe that's going to be the explanation for it. 

Or, perhaps, as Watson begs Sherlock to do as he stands by his grave, Sherlock has somehow performed a miracle. But I doubt it. 

Now, I'm assuming that this idea has already been stated a thousand times, and has been discredited. What's your theory? I'd love to hear the discussion I've missed on this one.