Friday, May 25, 2007

LOST Haiku
My pal Crissy and I have been exchanging emails all day doing Lost haikus (we’re pretending to be working). We were having way too much fun doing it, and I thought hey, I bet some other people have some great haikus in them, so I’ll post our efforts, and then I look forward to seeing yours! You can leave them in the comments section, and I’ll compile and put them in a separate post later. As long as you have 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables, you can do whatever you want. We were focusing on the characters, making each other guess who we were writing about, but you can write about whatever you want, as long as it’s Lost-related. Have fun! ;)

“Because I hadn’t
Decided what to do yet.”
What a god complex.

One kidney short, but
Don’t tell me what I can’t do —
Unless you’re Jacob.

Squished a small tree frog
And killed three men in cold blood.
Yeah. But he’s still hot.

A hatch for a tomb:
Sings “You All Ev’rybody”
While Mikhail goes boom

Sexy Scottish man.
“You’re gonna die, Chah-lay.” Uh...
Go away, Bruthuh.

Who she did now more
Important than what she did:
Quadrangle of Love.

His head is like a
Watermelon. Huge and round.
Giant island babe.

Stop calling him fat
Or he’ll Dharma-van you down.
Dude makes his own luck.

Don’t you understand?
I’m speaking perfectly here.
’Cept... in Korean.

Farewell dear Other,
You were so friendly, mister
And a little gay.

I arrived in a
Balloon. No, I was born here.
Oh. I lied again.


Crissy Calhoun said...

Repenting past deeds.
Riddled with daddy issues.
Guess who? All of them!

Crissy Calhoun said...

Call her Annie or
Lucy, Monica or Joan,
She was born to run.

(and i should prolly stop now...)

Anonymous said...

this is grat

Anonymous said...

i meant great

Chris in NF said...

"I am the leader,
'Cause I know better than you."
Shut the fuck up, Jack.

I'm glad you can walk,
But if this island's so great,
Grow yourself some hair.

Anonymous said...

Bonding with bondage,
Let's tie daddy to a tree,
Meets new family.

Anonymous said...

Spoilt girly girl
Sleeps with her hot brother
Ah, incest is best.

Spoilt girly girl
Sleeps with foreign army guy
Dies a silly death.

Hot brother watches
Spoilt girly sister die
Laughs his hot head off.

Anonymous said...

Fan favourites - not,
Buried alive with diamonds,
Nikkie rejoices.

Anonymous said...

sorry Nikki - I added an 'e' to your name in my haiku

Nikki Stafford said...

Hahaha... I love these!

I'm pregnant by Jin
But that means I'm gonna die
Wish I were a man

Anonymous said...

through the looking glass
is, quite possibly, the best
episode ever

Anonymous said...

Standing on the hatch.
Theresa falls up the stairs
Beach craft? Boone must die.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Punch the numbers. Execute.
System Failure. Crash.

^ Lame

Anonymous said...

Kate loves Jack. Kate loves
Sawyer. Kate loves Jack. Kate loves
Sawyer. Kate's a wench...

Crissy Calhoun said...

For Brian, in defense of Kate ;)

Jack loves Kate. Jack loves
Juliet. What Jack loves most:
To hear himself talk.

Nikki Stafford said...

Sayid says he no
longer tortures. But cross him?
Out come fingernails.

The Chapati Kid said...

Fingernails? Not those.
Out come the assassin legs.
Watch out! Oh, too late.

Nikki Stafford said...

LOL!! I was actually referring to the fact he'll pull out your fingernails. Oops! Badly put. Stupid 5-syllable limit...

Anonymous said...

what i wouldn't give
to be on the island with
sexy beast John Locke ♥ :)

He is a cyclops
This guy seems to have 9 lives
Mikail never dies

Jack, if you will say
"Live together, Die alone"
I will punch your face.

She loves her sister
Juliet double-crossed Ben
And she kissed dumb Jack

So, you screwin' Jack?
A Run-way? What is that for?
Sawyer likes questions

ok, i should stop now... lol