In this week's edition, the Ack Attack is back, and she hasn't lost her bite one bit. Be sure to check out Rachel's hilarious recap this week, where you can find awesomeness like this:
Airline Employee #1: OCEANIC PASSENGER JACK SHEPHARD. ATTENTION OCEANIC PASSENGER JACK SHEPHARD. YOU ARE A DOUCHE. THAT IS ALL.
Airline Employee #2: Give me that microphone you little – Oceanic Passenger Jack Shephard, please report to the Baggage Area immediately.
Airline Employee #1: I THINK HE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH BAGGAGE, TO BE HONEST.
Airline Employee #2: Will you give me that *clicks off intercom*
And because All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Corpse Issues, the airline informs Dr. Shephard that not only did they lose Christian’s coffin, they don’t even remember where they put the damn thing!
“It’s always in the last place you look, isn’t it? lulz!”
Or this, the imagined note that the Japanese guy reads when he breaks the ankh:
Go here to read the entire recap.
After you've read that, go check out Matt Roeser's blog on his finale party. This guy's finale parties are the parties to end all parties... I wouldn't dare hold one just because I know he'd totally out-party me any day. First, a reminder of his costume for the S4 finale party:
Why? Because I will take ANY opportunity to post this photo again and again... Matt is the dead pilot on the right, and his friend is dressed as the sonic fence... with the keypad on his crotch. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, I think this is THE single funniest Lost-related image I've seen. Every time I see it I burst into laughter. It never gets old.
Anyway, on Matt's blog, he's posted links to a very complicated, eerie, and professionally shot movie he's made... wait for it... as the INVITATION to the S6 party. It's insanely good. (And I'm assuming we're ALL invited, right Matt?!) ;) But if you go, you have to be REALLY thoughtful about those costumes. Matt was the Frozen Donkey Wheel last year (you have to go and see the photos to believe it) and here are some examples of other costumes. Here's Montand minus one arm:
LOLZ!! And the heavily eyelinered Richard (natch) as he displays the objects on the table. Haaaaaaahahaha!
I LOVE THESE. I can't wait to see the pics for the S6 party. Matt, you are insane. Insanely AWESOME. Go here to see Matt's blog and watch his movie.