Monday, January 11, 2010

Lost Characters Making Sandwiches!

Thanks to JS for the following link! This is someone's take on how everyone on the island would make sandwiches (though I think the Hurley and Darlton ones sound like they're written by someone who's more of a casual viewer...). My favourite ones are for Locke and Libby. Here's Locke:

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time


Go here to read the full list.

Oh, and I have no idea why, but this totally made me laugh. It was titled, "Jack + Emo Cat."

11 comments:

poggy said...

Hahaha, genius! I like Kate's and Sayid's a lot, too :)

Joan Crawford said...

Bwaha! Jack's method is great.

Sadly, that cat looks tougher then Jack does.

The Chapati Kid said...

My vote is for Desmond's method:
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Hee hee!

Brooke said...

My husband didn't like Sayid's sandwich method, so he came up with a new one.

1. Go to Georgia and torture peanut farmer into providing peanut butter.

2. Kill peanut farmer.

3. Go to a fruit field, the dirtier the better, and torture fruit farmer into providing fresh fruit jelly.

4. Kill fruit farmer.

5. Steal a loaf of bread from a defenseless kid.

6. Kill the kid.

7. Determine you’re not worthy of a sandwich. Out of guilt, help everyone else make their sandwiches.

And a friend of mine came up with one for Jacob.

1. Contemplate your life on a mystical island, realize that you would be much happier with a sandwich

2. Create the perfect sandwich recipe in hieroglyphics on woven papyrus

3. Execute 5000 year master plan using time travel, electromagnetic energy, Egyptian mysticism, cultish worship, and a judgmental smoke monster to arrange the necessary preconditions that would bring together hundreds of different people in an epic struggle of free will versus destiny as it relates to morality and the duality of man so that, in the end, someone will bring you a damn sandwich

4. Mess up and die in a fire

Props to Randy and Justin for those! :)

asiancolossus said...

Live together, Meow alone!

Jenn said...

Hey Nikki,

I listen to Tucker and Taz every day on the way to work. I will for sure catch you on there tomorrow.

Good Luck!

Oh, and the sandwiches? Funny!

Ali Bags said...

Michael:

Shout very loudly for a PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SAAAAANDWICH! over and over again.

Joan Crawford said...

@Ali Bags - LOLOLOLOL!




Verification word: Subla

How I pronounce "sublet" when I am at the pub and trying to convince a young couple to take over my lease.

SonshineMusic said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! Ooohh... now I want to go make up some of my own versions :)

poggy said...

Brooke you're right, your husband's "Sayid 2.0" is even better XD and the Jacob one - "4. Mess up and die in a fire", ROFL!

(captcha: "euressix", sounds like the name of some medicine o__0)

Anonymous said...

OH how funny,
Thanks.